for organizational purposes, i had a spreadsheet with everyone’s name, address, table number, and what gift (or if they got us a card). just to make it easy for me to write my notes, print address labels (i designed and printed my own invites), etc. BUT the list got added to with showers and stuff (one was thrown by…

oh man cant wait til xmas!

oh man i want to get Mr Pooslie some “hot buns” boxers (because he has a nice ass not because of this BS restaraunt)

because if a john rapes you it is still rape? she said in her ad no anal so she would have that to back her up. and at least bring to light that this guy is an asshole who doesn’t listen.

oh man how awesome would that be?!

fuck this article then.

I used to read this blog called Confessions of a College Call Girl where it really was her choice. She was already having a lot of sex with random guys she met at parties, etc so why not get paid. she would chat with them online to get to know them a bit and then they would do thier thing together. she usually enjoyed…

what is especially wrong with all of those things are that even IF you wait until marriage, you still would become old gum/not sticky tape/worn out shoes as you age and have sex with your spouse. so i guess it would be OK for them to trade you in on a new/younger wife?

lol I just tried out “wanna do it” on Mr Pooslie and his face LIT UP with a big smile, only to fall when i laughed because that REALLY IS all it takes!

yeah and i know some people who wear them when they have cramps

body hair wicks away the sweat and makes it evaporate faster therefore less smell.

fuck that also!

fuck that, wear your armpit hair out and proud

YEP! in 2013 we went to visit my SIL in Dresden and rolled into town around 11PM. her husband was supposed to meet us at the train station but wasn’t there but luckily they gave us directions to their house. so we get on the tram that is supposed to take us there and we’re watching the stops and it is....not. it was…

the elderly lady who does our cleaning comes up (almost) every friday and cleans the bathroom*, mops/sweeps the floors etc. like clockwork, as soon as i see her i have to pee—in the now freshly cleaned toilet! EVERY WEEK. and it is ALWAYS MEEEE! i feel TERRIBLE! she said she doesn’t care but i feel like i am literally…

“I am not even pretending to be working.”

for reals! when i was at daycamp back in the 90s, we had to check in with our councellor hourly weater we were at the pool at the camp or on a feldtrip to waterpark, etc. they always made us re-apply sunblock at check-in, even little kids like 4-5 years old (the youngest that was in the “daycamp” section). and this…

you know that she isn’t the one charging people for its use, right? she’s trying to make it free for everyon on the grounds that it is public domain.....(and that they likely should never have owned copyright in the first place)

100 years war baby!

i love this fucking movie so much.