as someone who has shot a bunch of wedding, i have NEVER seen a bride that didn’t look beautiful. Even when i do not normally think they are attractive in the least (a wedding i shot for one of my ex-coworkers comes to mind).

get it form the library (yes the dvds, not the books)

OR! if you ahve a gas oven, just leave it in the bottom, it levels out the temperature between when the gas clicks on and off and makes your oven more efficient and heat more evenly. bonus, you can still use it as a pizza stone if needs be.

do you have a gas or electric oven?

i think her mother was saying you don’t need to cover up your youthful skin, wait till it is wrinkly, etc and NEEEDS makeup

nope, too lazy for every day.....i only wear makeup for special occasions
even then i only do a little eyeshadow/mascara and lip stain with gloss. total time: less than 2 minutes, no lie. no foundation etc. my skin is too oily and you can see my nose pores almost immediately upon applying foundation.

my co-worker is a Jez reader/commenter but i don’t know his username :(

omg even the other cops seem look surprised for a second

omg i want to get this for my dad!

RIGHT?! it is so obviously sarcastic and making fun of shipping to me....

Mr Pooslie & I have a joke* we always tell EVERY take-off AND landing:

one of Mr Pooslie’s ancestors had to leave Ireland due to being accused of horse-theft (the horse was being abused according to the family). he ended up being a big free soil party leader or something (though not because slavery was wrong but because it was too hard to compete in business when there are people not…

YEP! never even heard of this show but I heard this story on NPR this morning and laughed. The “Streisand effect” will get you every time celebs!

she thought it had fallen over:

? Rodham is her maiden name not her husband’s name?

i want to go to there

if it’s the story Tina Fey told in Bossypants he said “eww it’s not cute i don’t like it” (though, the way she reads it in her audiobook it sounds like he was joking around? but Amy did not fuck around and told him she didn’t fucking care if he didn’t like it)

not even these jeans?:

yeah my sister and her friends wore tux jackets/shirt/ties with their choice of bottom (one wore pants, one wore a mini skirt, one wore a tulle skirt and one wore like a ballgown type skirt) in 1989. my MOM made my sisters skirt (the ballgowny one)

oh man I am not sure i want to share this but here goes.
I was about 12 and my family was at a plaza with a grocery store at one end and a fabric store at the other. we were at the fabric store and i felt a storm brewing (we gall it “bubble guts” in my family) so i tell my mom i have to go NOW because i have to walk…