nah I am in my 30s and my mom still asks me where i learned such language (I have literally never heard either of my parents swear in my entire life) we weren’t even allowed to say fart

well, it is a type of wage slavery—you can't get/afford the time to look for a better job and if by some disaster you get fired, you immediately need a new job so you are stuck in another min. wage one.

ok good.

yeah the judge really screwed the pooch on this one so it might also apply to get re-tried if it was the US but man, imagine being innocent and this happened to you? (not that it is believable in the slightest that this guy is in any way innocent.)

my mom always would make my dress and it would be like 95% on point what i wanted and then have this 5% WTF were you thinking mom?! like my senior prom dress was like kate winslet’s in titanic but in shades of slate blue (lighter under dress with darker blue lace) it was GREAT...EXCEPT for some INEXPLICABLE reason she…

no, in the US this would be considered double jeopardy.

yeah, other than the box you check when you fill out the check-in forms, i have never had a doctor ask me if i was in a safe relationship or anything

yes BUT it takes decades to develop cancer from the minute amounts of exposure to carcinogens that you would get from this and dogs, unfortunately only like 12-15 or so years so they would likely not get sick from it in their lifetime

Stewart here too!!!(also, "Gordon" (clan, last name is actually different) by marriage)

my family (mom's side) is THE generic pj pants tartan

I don't know if it ever gets better but I read the first....3rd? or so and wanted to throw it across the room because there is NO FUCKING PLOT. i know it is supposed to be a character study or whatever but all the characters are assholes and THERE'S NO PLOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so we had a "scare" a few years back and while we were waiting for the pee stick to determine our fate, i was crying and mr pooslie (who is the one that thought maybe he might like kids "someday") started freaking out and i was like umm no, you have to hold it together at least for now....

lol the 9-year gap between myself and my closest sibling...so i guess as soon as i was conscious of that fact.....

uggh especially when your older siblings are both raging assholes

I have watched all 8 Harry Potter movies in a weekend

i want to do this!!!!!

take a screencap of the desktop, make it the desktop, and then hide 1/2 of the icons—but only 1/2 so some of them still work and it takes a while to discover that it is a screencap!

wow, I didn’t know you were forced to watch his show, clockwork orange style.....

OMG I AM TOTALLY STEALING THIS ANALOGY FOR THE FUTURE!!!

this is actually where, believe it or not, my church friends have come in handy. they see being a parent as a calling (like being a minister) and that there are definitely some people to whom are not called to do that! i have yet to find one who tries to talk me into having kids anyways (though my church friends are…