That too! But of course knowing what the Bible says (as opposed to pull quotes that sound good) is not the bedrock of evangelical Christianity.

This is why Ivanka isn’t an attractive woman.  Yes, she has the physical characteristics that might make someone attractive ... but she’s an awful person, and therefore is not attractive in the slightest.

It’s his hypocrisy and misogyny that make him ugly. If he was a good human being, he’d be attractive. With nothing changed on his face or in his physique.

Fuckin’ Baptists, man. The ones I know don’t wear masks, either. They got this stuff all figured out.

It’s because of socialism that God hasn’t turned this guy into a pillar of salt. Back when America was great, you could get turned into a pillar of salt just for looking in the wrong direction.

While I’m not one to body shame, I am one to point out irony. And since you can’t tell from the header image clearly, I’m just going to leave this here:

For a few glorious seconds I thought you were married to Mr. T from A-Team. I had questions.

Enough of this PC bullshit. In the past, before everyone got so sensitive, God knew how to really cancel someone. Remember when he sent a flood to wipe out basically the entire earth? At the very least they could burn the motherfucker at the stake.

“dig out your Bible!”

I mean, I WISH dudes like this would actually be cancelled, but do any of us really think he’ll face any consequences for this fuckery? Won’t he just come back from counseling with an insincere “I’m sorry if you were offended” apology and keep on trucking?

I’m guessing that and a couple of other details must’ve, uh, slipped his mind when he was planning out this whole trip. (And said plans seem to have consisted of buying a one-way ticket with cash just the day before he flew, after texting others to see if he was wanted.)

What would possess him to flee to a country with an extradition treaty with the U.S.?

Also busted: One of the guys acting as Roger Stone’s bodyguard that day.

Fleeing prosecution is usually looked at as a element of guilt and getting tried in Federal Court is nothing like getting tried in State court.

Yes, that’s part of the joke. The other part is that when he is found not-guilty by reason of being white, he will keep voting Republican and claim jail is where black people go to work out 18 hours a day so they can be stronger to commit more crimes when they are released far too early for his taste.

I’m sure Mr Klein will be voting for progressive candidates dedicated to improving prison conditions from here on out now that his eyes have been opened.

How often was he saying it that it took him almost two years to stop?

I think by this point if you can only get screentime on OAN, you’re probably absolutely on the wrong side of whatever issue you’re involved in.

“I was never a racist, I was framed, but I’ve spent the last 20 months learning how not to say the N word out loud”. Dafu?

The part that gets me about this clown is that he made these comments on a CONFERENCE CALL. It’s not like Donald Sterling getting secretly recorded by his mistress or Hulk Hogan unloading his racism on a tape made by his friend of him banging the friend’s wife.