I WILL BUILD A WALL AND THE GOTHS WILL PAY FOR IT! -Emperor Trumpicus Maximus 416 C.E.

Sounds like the Coliseum is basically ancient ruins now.

And I still get hella upset when it’s just Dave Davis interviewing for the day.

Me too, frankly. Clickbait is the end of decent media coverage.

Which is why I thought it was a fair question. Terry Gross wouldn’t have even bothered to broach the subject if it wasn’t relevant to why Abby was there.

I have to assume this comes from information she gleaned from the Wambach’s book, too. Not that Terry Gross is unimpeachable, but to me it sounded like a leading question to get Wambach to talk about some of the early-life experiences she’s already written about.

Gene Simmons is basically a Jewish Trump in platform boots, though. Dude loves to dish it out but absolute cannot take it.

Questions about my high school dating life would be more dead air than fresh air.

“Hi, welcome to Fresh Air. I’m Terry Gross. You may know Jesus of Nazareth from his kicking the moneylenders out of the temple or possibly from his biographical anthology, The Bible. Jesus, welcome to the program.”

Wambach did the interview as part of the press tour for her autobiography. I’m guessing that Gross used information disclosed in the book. I haven’t read it, I could be wrong.

I think it’s a fair question to ask. Not all of us lesbians are gold star lesbians. I can only speak from me and my circle’s experiences but for a lot of us, that relationship with a male (no matter how far it progresses) is part of the process of knowing and understanding what feels right or realising who you are.…

Threatening to rape people and threatening to castrate them are incompatible with any kind of moral authority. The idea that those things can be made good by circumstance just shows how far things have fallen.

Yeah, I’m really not ok with this. I don’t care how right you are I can’t get behind mob justice. This is the 2016 version of torch-wielding villagers. If anything, those protesters should be in front of the judge’s house, he’s the one with the actual power required to bring about such a miscarriage of justice. Sure…

They didn’t guess Dalilah Muhammad was Muslim? It pretty much says so right in her name.

To be fair, that’s better than taking a piss with their cock not hanging out.

Wait a second.

I dunno, I still think the strangest twist this country has taken is the fanatical popularity of Barb from Stranger Things.

That’s my thing with it. How many of these people so fucking appalled have been taking a piss with their cock out while the anthem is being played?

America truly is a great country. The Deadspin staff’s new ambition is for Tomi Lahren to disembowel us.

The sad thing is, this is how the world really works.