People make jokes at funerals. It doesn’t mean they’re not hurting.

Is this sports?

Relatable? Bullshit.

You mean “theater nerds”?

Figuratively. As much as I wish the debate could have ended with technicolor-Mussolini crumbling to dust and blowing away in an angry wind, she figuratively destroyed him. But yes, she did destroy him.

Yes. Because we all know that if there is one way you would prefer to watch football, it would be in GIF form

Yeah, what the fuck? Are people confusing “Where Did You Sleep Last Night” and “The Man Who Sold The World?”

I have no idea its kind of like a cross between charlie chaplain, Pharell and a douchebag.

Nothing selective about it. Nice try. Jezebel is trying to build one person up at the expense of the other person. And because you have an issue with that person, it’s a ok with you. Looks like your the selective one. I point out double standards wherever I see them.

I don’t normally comment, but I felt the need to point out the hypocrisy of this article. I’m all for pointing out if a women is being body shamed, for whatever reason, but to call a white, non curvy, white, blonde, blue eyed girl a “ walking bowl of buttered noodles” is absolutely doing the SAME DAMN THING.

No, we definitely don’t.

No, good humor is ice cream.

I don’t even watch Portlandia and I get that it’s a spoof of what people think of the area.

Gives “We’re doing it live” a whole new meaning.

Hasn’t Craig Mazin already won this one definitively?

Not a horror story, but my freshmen year I was roomed with an international student from India...real nice guy. He was also a nerdy, engineering student who spent 99% of his free time studying and came from a strict, wealthy family.

I only clicked on the article to see if my old roommate was talking shit about me.

French exchange roommate who showered once a week and only listened to Jimmy Cliff. He also brought an impressive parade of women into the room. He banged em during the day when I had class but I walked in on him once eating ass like a Lions fan. This was in 2001 when balloon knot buffets were not common, even in…

“While he was there, he had a roomate he really loved masterbating”

“While he was there, he had a roomate he really loved masterbating.” You weren’t an English major at Michigan were you?