According to the letter, their work schedules don’t match, she works a day job, and he tries to get her to meet him “in the wee hours of the morning” when he is off work, so I suspect that he works nights or evenings. People who work nights see 5 am differently than people who go to work at 8am.

This movie hasn’t come out already?

I think that Rosie O’Donnell and Phil Donahue were victorious, too. They had successful shows for years.

6. Kill Harambe

If you’re voluntarily giving up a ball—which you absolutely should do if it’s some rookie’s first home run or otherwise important to him—then you are well within your rights to ask for an autograph or picture of that player or maybe some other de minimis consideration (e.g., a beer) for giving it to him. If you…