These directions suck. I’ve seen multiple places with better directions. This guy gets aspects correctly, but skips a crapload of important stuff, like the fact that you have to download an app called activity launcher, he assumes yo have it, know what it is or that you know what he’s talking about. It’s confusing,…

No, but when companies are asking for a 4-year degree for receptionist positions, this is where we end up.

I also found this strange if only because she’s married - like - there’s 2 of you? You BOTH can’t figure out a way to auto-pay if money isn’t the issue? Granted, I don’t know his story. But even her GoFundMe is actually set up by her on BEHALF of HIM... but reading her interviews you’d almost think she lived alone the…

Michael Barnett, who had since divorced Kristine.

Orphan remains my greatest moviegoing experience. It was just a so-so thriller, but at the big reveal a tween/early-teen girl sitting down the row from us stood up and shouted ESTHER GOT TITTIES at the top of her lungs. It was incredible and probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed in public.

I feel like if I don’t forward this on to ten friends, she will come after my family.

What a strange world we live in.

I’ve seen it used as “ultimate” in the sense of “the best” rather than “the last”

A most prodigious and venerable comment.

You are less likely to return to a place that does freebies... because you take that information to mean that they are charging too much markup on their regularly-priced stuff?

Ahhh, I think I see what happened. People got “penultimate” and “preeminent” mixed up in their heads, then just kept going.

My grandmother was definitely invited to my wedding 4 years ago and her check was welcomed. Feel free to endorse all your future gift checks to me. I’m happy to take them off your hands.

What the fuck is “street crime” exactly, Racist in Chief? Is there “air crime” or “side road crime” or are you just demented?

The actual band best known for a Shrek movie:

He looks like The Hound crossed with a Property Brother.

I swear, I legit thought that image of him was actually a wax figure from a Madame Tussaud’s unveiling or something.

This is basically a plastic surgery to become a sad caveman.

When I first saw the image I thought, “That is a wax figure. That is not a human. It is deep in the uncanny valley of horrors.” 

When I did my teeth (long awful story; not a single cavity until I was 40, then kerblooey, I’m all implants, bridges and crowns). There’s a temptation, starting from basically scratch, to want the most flawless, white shining chompers possible but fortunately I had a great dentist who advised me to tone it down. In…

Aside from the fact that Disney just. needs. to. stop. with the reboots...there’s also the issue of the airport. The OG Home Alone was pre Sept. 11, back when you could run frantically to the terminal gate and no one had to be accounted for going through security and their IDs and tickets verified. I would be…