What in the entire fuck? It's school property and we took it away to prevent harm.

How did she get to the position of head flight attendant without knowing the proper procedure? That seems odd.

What in the everloving fuck is a lolly water? Like, I need some serious backstory on that. I get 'coke' (despite the obvious problems) and 'pop' (despite it being stupid), but LOLLY WATER? Come on, man...

I was just looking for something to use Amazon's 30% off promo on — I think I've found it.

I shouted 'no! no!' at the part about the cousin and lover's respective situations. IANAL, but I worked at a firm that specialized in elder law, so I saw many, nasty things happen when a person died without a will or one that didn't reflect their current life. I can only imagine that situations dealing with things…

Fuck this guy and fuck the LAUSD for using him as a consultant.

Ooh shit, that was hilarious.

"It's the absolute truth." — ok, sir.

Grits are enjoyed in both their sweet and savory forms with great passion. Fuck adding sweet-n-low, but sweet grits aren't an abomination, just a different presentation.

That wasn't nearly as bad as I was expecting.

I dig it.

She's right, though.

Yeah, so, about that original statement — it should probably mention that it only applies to the credit version, since there's a debit option available with the same perks.

I like this one!

Does the credit rating concern apply if you get the debit version? I was on the fence about getting a card for a while (don't need another credit card), but when an associate mentioned the debit option, it was a game-changer.

Since switching to a high-deductible plan, I'd love to have an FSA though work, but they don't offer it. It's HSA (funds available as you contribute) or nothing. [Except for a childcare FSA, which seems like it'd be better set up the way the HSA is...]

Depends on the travel I'm doing. For work, I carry (and check) a suitcase with a tote as a carry-on. For leisure, it's whatever combination of bags lets me carry what I want, so it's usually a backpack + a rolling duffle or something like that.

So, is Lindsay basically just wearing a babydoll top? Because there's no way that shit is a dress.

In the 9+ years since college graduation, I've done everything from scheduling charter bus tours to working as a 'legal assistant' (the catch-all title they gave to anyone that wasn't an attorney). My IT background (and degree in CSIS) were my way onto people's radars, but I've found that my passion is customer…

As a DC-metro area resident, I've tried to warn people that flying down 95 with a radar detector is good for every place BUT here, but few have heeded the warning. There are places where the changeover between jurisdictions isn't glaringly apparent, so I discourage them on GP until you've reached NC or OBVIOUS MD.