I think your fury is a bit misplaced with this comment on this article.

'Buff wings'? For real? OMG, this is hilariously terrible.

I love this shit.

Opera-length gloves! I cannot get enough of them, despite their impracticality in my touchscreen life.

While I appreciate that they're not grossed out by period sex (I mean, I like it from time to time), there's a limit to one's passion about a thing before it veers off into 'hardcore' territory and becomes off-putting.

I may wind up getting a replacement for mine because I've been less than nice with it, but I love everything else about it.

I may wind up getting a replacement for mine because I've been less than nice with it, but I love everything else…

You tried it.

That's quite possibly the ultimate.

I once got an antibiotic shot in my butt cheek and the NP told me that it might make me feel a little weird. I was fine until I got within 10 minutes of my house (on the highway). MY stomach started gurgling and my hole was on fire. I pooted and as soon as I did, I knew I'd opened the gates. I tried driving with my…

So, I now have to refer to players as 'Triumph [jersey #]' (or some variation), because somebody thought it was unpatriotic to have their names show up somewhere?

Some of these are quite creative.

The TMZ link in the article is from July.

The delay has definitely been one of the reasons I haven't really gotten into using Simple. I'll see if this removes that barrier to entry for me. Thanks for the tip!

Is her name a common Vietnamese one? She's also black, so even if it were fairly common, there's no guarantee that it'd be pronounced as such.

I'm gonna try this with getting out of bed in the morning. I'm still able to sleep through multiple alarms, but this might be the motivation change I need. (It's shifting the 'responsibility' from the alarms to me.)

Love that first .gif.

There's a huge difference between 'cleaning out' a closet and taking items from it. 40 minutes is a long damn time to be burgling someone's place, but that wouldn't be enough time to clear out a damn 3-story space (with only one person).

Between this and the defamation suit with her stepson, she's having like, the worst August ever.

Update from the source:

But her name is pronounced bee-yawn-say, so I don't get why 'bay' would be the pronunciation of her nickname. I thought it was BEE and JAY, too. [insert 'drunk in love' reference to watermelon.]