Someone made a dress out of xtina's "dirrty" hair.

This is honestly why I wish we lived in a society where women were around other naked women more often. Once I joined a gym and started seeing women dressing and undressing, I can't describe to you how much less neurotic I was about my "flaws". Because everybody has them. You see yourself naked and imagine that…

I find it in the same level of appealing as this:

That's going to be one freaky ass tan line. Chalky white junk on a bronze body. Turn out the lights and you just see ghostly floating cock and balls. I'm going to have nightmares.

I'm morbidly curious as to what would happen if somebody wearing one of those things just happened to sneeze really hard.

I'm not sure my statistically average penis, nor lack of ass could hold this in place.

Look, I'm just saying that it's rude of people to breast feed in places where I'm scooching my bare asshole over the tabletops! It's unsanitary. Please have some consideration for others.

Don't want to feed the trolls, so I'm replying here. I think it's fucking fantastic how much anti-breast feeders will tie themselves into logical knots complaining about sanitation, like somehow an HIV positive mother will leak copious amounts of breast milk all over and then... what? You come over, take off your…

a) yes, many babies refuse to nurse with a cover, so being required to nurse under a cover does inconvenience moms. It also inconveniences hungry babies (who cannot be instructed that they need to wait to eat) and therefore inconveniences everyone around them who then have to listen to a crying baby.

Yessssssssssss. I have two somewhat large lumps strapped to my chest that exist for exactly ONE biological purpose. I don't even have/want kids and I'd like people to stop telling me the biological purpose of my tits makes them uncomfortable. Well boohoo.

I think it has something to do with synergy. And being a proactive paradigm.

"...'minstrelsy [with] a postmodern careerist spin'."

I couldn't agree more. I would call the cops and consider breaking the window if I saw a dog locked in a car on a hot day, especially if (1) the animal was in apparent distress and/or (2) the owner did not return within a few minutes (and I would wait for a few minutes if the animal was not in great distress).

I am judging the person who wrote this article. It seems to me that she lacks common sense. What poor logic she has used in her deductive analogy. Forgetting one's child in the car, or leaving them there for hours in deadly conditions intentionally is not the same thing as purposely leaving them strapped in a car seat…

I've left my kids in the car for a couple of minutes if I am going somewhere I can see them, and with the air conditioning running. And my youngest is 4. Quick, someone call CPS!

There is a world of difference between people who forget their child while heading into work—and that is something that I understand and fear—and those who run into a store for five minutes. The Weingarten piece is about people whose routines are changed in just a tiny way, while the Brooks piece is about someone who…

True story: I worked at a pub where the owner came up with the idea to build a hamster race track. In the pub. Seriously. His idea would be that parents and children would come in with the hamster balls, set them on the track, and say (his words, not mine):
"GO, FUCKER!"
Sadly, this did not come to fruition.