Check your feces privilege! My movements are frequently less than dick-shaped.

"homosexuality has been a notable marker of the downfall of past civilizations, not their rise."

Lesbians pretty much have buttsex 24/7. Don't you know anything?

I don't hate religious conservatives, I have some friends who are religious conservatives! But there's no need for them to flaunt their lifestyle choices in public and they should NOT be allowed to have children to indoctrinate.

I had to look it up because I thought, no one, not even this guy could be so stupid, but there it was. He really did respond to a case brought by lesbians with an anti-buttsex screed.

Seriously. Why do religious conservatives have to be so in-your-face with their sexuality? Can't they just be religious and conservative in private?

"but regarding men with men..."

Republicans spend an uncomfortable amount of time discussing anal. Like, a "should we leave you alone?" amount of time.

I'm sorry, I don't understand who marriage is for if it's not for people who want to be loved and have their relationship legitimized. That's why I'm getting married. Do I have it all wrong?!

The great thing is that his letter is a response to a lawsuit filed by two LESBIANS against the state anti-gay-marriage law.

rentboy surfacing in 3, 2, 1...

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

It seems like the way they get it to be a solid at room temperature is encapsulating it in cyclodextrin, a ring of glucose molelcules. The inside of the ring is hydrophobic and allows ethanol to be encapsulated there.

Surely this portends the end times, no?!

I just read "beer gel" and had to go brush my tongue

Finally, a chance to get wasted just like the Astronauts do.