Have I missed something about hats? Aren't hats unisex as a rule? It's not like your head has a penis. Men and women have the same parts and shapes up there.

Yeah the headline alone nullifies that angle.

This is really kind of vile. Like, I get the point you're making, it sucks that more diverse actresses aren't getting the kind of recognition Kate Bosworth is, and yeah, there are more deserving people who should be on the cover of Vogue or whatever. But I just kept reading and waiting for you to start attacking the…

She's essentially a model who acts sometimes. I have no problem with this.

So, you're furious at a model for modelling, because at the time you first heard of her, she was acting instead?

Dear Jezebel,

How can anyone seriously write the phrase "98 Key Pieces"

Wow. What'd she do to piss you off so much? This is a pretty scathing take-down of a pretty vanilla figure. You should save this vitriol for those who truly deserve it (especially since the whole thin/blonde thing isn't her fault; sure, she is benefitting from it but it isn't her that gave her the mag covers or…

Am I the only one whose mind went immediately to cancer patients when I saw this was about subsidizing egg freezing instead of out-of-touch rich people? My good friend is likely infertile due to the location of her radiation therapy and my brother is from chemo. Before their treatments, both considered putting some…

"When to Burp, Fart & Poop in Front of Your Partner".

I mostly took away that I am not the only person to drop food down my bra and retrieve, then eat it, and for that I am grateful.

my cat (RIP) use to hate closed doors. hated them. whenever i would close the bathroom door he would start pawing and meowing really sadly so i'd open it. but then he'd stare at me while i was doing my business. it made me super uncomfortable. no one will ever break the bond we shared.

Right before I read this story, I had to go number two. While in the bathroom, I made a loud grunting noise. When I came out, my boyfriend asked me what was going on. "The first one was because I had a big poo. The second one was because I thought the echo sounded cool."

I won't poop in front of him, but he gets to…

If the two of you feel the same way about it, seems totally healthy to me. Emotionally, anyway.

WHO are these people who get to choose when they fart? Any of mine that have been in front of people have always been accidents... I think they've ended what we'll call "relationships" (whatever, good riddance). But as one who has been in a real relationship, I know everything ends, all fallacy of in-humaness, when…

Yeah, on a table giving birth is about the only situation where I think it's ok to poop in front of someone. And of course that's unintended and just a side effect of giving birth.

this entire article really opened my eyes to the fact that my boyfriend and i have NO boundaries. the first weekend we slept together, he actually came into the bathroom and SAT ON MY LAP while i was peeing. the worst part? i was actually fine with it and couldn't stop laughing. buncha weirdos.

I'd add "watching you push out a baby" to level one. Once somebody watches a head crown from your vagina (and probably you pooping on the table, although if they REALLY love you they'll never mention that part) literally anything goes. What is there to worry about after that?

At first I thought I would never, but I heard a friend tell of when her husband held her hair and her hand when she miscarried in the toilet. Apparently this was an hours-long process and she was in agony, because it passed before she could take the pain pills. Since then, I think that's true love right there.

You forgot childbirth. That's like DEFCON 10. 'Cause that's a whole 'nother level of poopage.