CANNOT TAKE CREDIT oh wow some great ones on twitter

Just being accused is enough, so I hear.

Driving Miss Andry

Some of these are so good...

Hey Callie, you might want to clarify in your article that the UConn campus police are the local police, because folks seem to be concerned why someone would contact them. From their website (http://www.police.uconn.edu/) The University of Connecticut Police Department is a fully functional police agency with the same…

So I'm an alumni of UConn and my husband currently works there in a protective services capacity. First UConn police are fully sworn officers, indistinguishable from state police. Campus security isn't utilized at UConn. UConn police provide all security measures. So just wanted to quickly address that comment. Second…

These women are very brave and I'm glad they've been able to take the university to task.

I'll just share this quick story with y'all; I have a light skinned cousin who had a child with a white man, and the baby ended up looking "white." As she was trying to leave the hospital with her newborn child, a nurse accused her of trying to steal the baby, took the baby away from her and called the police. The…

The thing that gets me about women and the endless, futile quest for perfection: the terrifying amount of male anger out there towards women who are considered "ugly." I'm not talking snark or sarcasm or negging, I'm talking FURY. When I see the rape and death threats made against a woman who's done nothing more then…

I was once on a date where, despite its awfulness for all involved, I still had to make clear at the end of the night that there was going to be nothing even close to sex. He said, verbatim, "you know, you're really not skinny enough to not put out." He didn't say it in anger but as if he were giving me solid life…

So you wanna play with magic

I think it's irresponsible to market prescription drugs, in general, on television.

I have a real problem with the ads shown here. PMDD is supposed to be women who have the worst 1% of PMS symptoms, but the things shown in the ads are just normal irritating things that could happen anytime. Sometimes you leave your keys in the wrong place, sometimes shopping carts get locked together. Sometimes it…

Nothing. I wish I could say that being gray doesn't bother me—because, really, why the fuck should it?—but it does, if only a little. It does. Totes high school.

God, I know what you mean. And because I was non-gray pre-Kinja and get can't out of the grays now, I'm just like... meh. I don't feel like I need to prove myself again. If this system can't figure out it's still me, f*** 'em. :D Very liberating.

Of course this all makes more sense when you remember that Americans are unable to pronounce the name Graham correctly. Wacky Americans!

I'm out of the grey on here but still in the grey on Gawker. I was a kinda a bitch one time and it haunts me a year later lol.

If I could share mine with you, I would! I have so much!

So, I went to the store to get a cheesecake a little while ago, because I reeeeeeally wanted some cheesecake. It's not for anything special, I don't really deserve any cake, but I have never let that stop me from eating cake, or anything really; I just wanted cake is all. So I'm at the store, poking around in the…

Benley Bean. We don't call people by body parts, just legumes. I'm Peanut and my sister is Bean.