My fav name is a player in my league: Paiñata. Especially when she had this as her FB cover photo:

If trial by combat is going to become a thing, I’d like that to be the format of the Republican convention.

Those shoes are terrrrrible. Sorry, Jane.

John Fogerty would be so fucking offended you think CC&R sang Sweet Home Alabama.

The same way I tell myself I'm just going to have one finger of Kit Kat and save the rest till later then demolish the thing in 10 seconds flat? Best laid plans and all that!

My memory isn’t good enough to have movies I know by heart, but I do have an embarrassing frequent re-watch. I freaking LOVE A Night at the Roxbury! It is so much fun.

I really am curious. Liberal Arts degrees are supposed to open people to the life of the mind, which seems to me to be the polar opposite of religious dogma. It’s like studying medicine at a period-correct school in Colonial Williamsburg.

It’ll be ok. Fellow Gawkerite La.C. and I have a plan to take over the US government, build a massive wall around Texas (using illegal Alien labor, of course) and putting all the crazies in Texas. Anyone who scales the wall to the renamed USofGay will be guillotined. We’re building our army now; I think we’re up to…

this site has really gone downhill. :/

...I’ll say! a normal penis is about seven inches. Hemsworth is at LEAST 6 ft 5.

Listen, I get the point you’re trying to make and as a pacifist I don’t disagree with you, but this article isn’t about her being a former Marine. I feel 100% comfortable celebrating someone that takes any step to truly being themselves.

Killing it. KILL. ING. IT. I would FEAST on watching some of the horrid transphobic assholes try and tell her she can’t wear or do what she wants. Thanks for being you and speaking up, Janae!

As a witty and attractive person, I can assure you it ranks very high.

Let him figure out the logistics of protecting the lives he’s responsible for after he exposed his nauseating cruelty. He opened this door and sympathy is notttt walking through it.

You are a beautiful picture of the American Dream. The scene you just describes sounds like so much joy I almost wish a Big Mac meant that much to me

This is why I embrace the “don’t you dare cross contaminate and make me sick, because if I’m going to get the mucus shits for two days, by fuck I’m going to eat enough gluten to put me in the hospital.”

Celiacs sufferers often need only the tiniest bit of stuff to hurt them that I would be worried that it couldn’t provide perfect coverage, but even just used so cross contamination isn’t such a problem would be wonderful!

They’re not though! Everything is overpriced even at the “sale” price! And the “regular” price is ridiculous, it’s inflated by 40-50% over what any reasonable store would sell it at just so they can say it’s 25% off! I HATE KOHLS SO MUCH!!!!!!!

I shop at TJMaxx, Marshalls, and Ross all the time, but I don’t worry about their compare prices, I go in the door knowing what things cost and just for specific items: workout clothes, kitchen gear and occasionally purses.

Why are people stalin on giving their approval?