He so is. I’m sure he’s every bit as genuinely nice as he seems to be, but yeah... also a total goober. :-)

I feel opposite.

As a Seattle native, the progressive moniker is so undeserved. Some real vile, overt racism and sexism exists here.

Well damn. Back to the drawing board?

Thank goodness!!!!! I’ve been thinking about you and your cat. Thanks for letting us know. I love animals. When I see my hairdresser our first conversation is us catching each other up on how our pets are doing.

Good luck! <3

Women in my family have been incredibly lucky on blind dates. Grandma met Grandpa, Mom met (step)Dad, and I met Mr. Duck... all on blind dates.

What great news! Good luck on the date.

Is anyone else having a complicated week? My last ex is meeting me for lunch tomorrow. We parted amicably because he wasn’t ready to be in a relationship. One year out we are seeing each other for a second time since we broke up. Then my current romantic interest got back from vacation and asked me to hang out, so I’m…

Today some fucking dildo had abandoned a gorgeous black cat at the park. Luckily a volunteer foster person for the humane society was passing by so she took the cat with her to drop off at the society. Then further ahead on the path another fucking dildo had strung near invisible nylon fishing wire across. I almost…

I thought her father was raping her.

Hey ladies and gents,

Holy shit you guys I forgot how hilarous Bloodsport is. Everyone please watch Bloodsport with me.

I'm also working my way towards drunksville.

My cousin’s an artist, and she makes a half decent living, but from what I understand it took her close to 10 years catering part time to make ends meet before she reached the point where she could live off her work. So yeah, don’t give up and one day, you’ll only be a moderately hungry artist.

You guys I am dogsitting and I am already pretty drunk on cider and I’m just trying to order pizza and watch bloodsport but the online ordering isn’t working and if I call the store I have to tell them my million substitutions and it’s going to be awkward city :[

I just got into my dream school after they extended the deadlines for transfer students. I’ll be studying painting at one of the best art schools in the country this fall.

(I know, I know, I’m going to be a starving artist. It’ll be worth it.)

That gif has to be at least three times bigger than this!

So is it just me or....