Clearly this is the flag Paul Dean flies outside of her plantation. It’s definitely butter.

Fire ants rampant on a field of kudzu.

The best thing I’ve heard so far from the pro-Confederate flag bunch is last night on All Things Considered/NPR. The reporter was interviewing protesters outside the State Capital when it was announced that Gov. Haley had signed the bill and the flag was coming down, and one man stated, “next thing they’re going to do…

Nothing will ever meet the madness of The Dress. My husband straight-up called me a liar over that shit.

Never read the book but walked away kinda mindfucked by the movie. I liked it though. I would slowly back from anyone who said they were #team either one of those. Those are two terrible people who deserve each other, imo.

I think his little brother is more talented. And as far as A list guys who shouldn’t have a career, Ashton Kutcher is #1, by a long shot.

Matt Damon’s face, I hope?

welcome the Tragedy Parasite Shoppe of Oddities and Curiosities

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE, YOU GUYS

Dying amid shame and disavowal by everyone is the least he deserves, and I hope he feels every minute of it. Let the ostracism begin.

I'm not gonna lie. You paint a compelling visual.

Honestly, I would happily guffaw at that. Tell him to stay weird. ^.^

I see. Allow me to shamefully exit this train of thought, then. But know your genetics impress the masses.

the only purpose of boxers is giving me something to steal and subsequently wear as pajama bottoms for the rest of my days as a trophy and testament to my accomplishments

You lived my best life.

Do you think he got them on sale? Because they’d be 100% off at my place.

Momma I’m finally going to date that nice Jewish boy you’re always bugging me about.

I’m beginning to see what the whole #murdermyvagina thing was about.