aw but i love beetlejuice

I dunno, few things were funnier than the Portland cat and the ROOOAAAAAWWW! on tape.

Um, what? No LOL here. Size 8 is skinny.

I’m 5’3” and was pretty skinny at a size 8. I also have a friend who is hella skinny, 5’10” and size 8. But continue.

Can’t have fatties wearing their fancy ass clothes trying to pass as skinnies, can they? But worry not. They’re discussing the “option” of additional sizes.

“Cupcakes and Cashmere” is such a skin-crawlingly barf-tastic name for a blog/brand. Give me a fucking BREAK.

“fuck those average size people, what about the skinny people like me? it’s so hard to conform to the beauty standard and have people talk about something other than our needs!”

What EVER would they wear otherwise?

Believe everyone.

Yeah, but was it a male reporter from the Associated Press who discovered this? Because then I’ll pay attention.

literally what the fuck is wrong w you colin

So basically you want them to cook it until it’s tender? amirite?

Cookies are joy. I’m trying to figure out why y’all keep murdering joy before it gets a chance to grow up.

Anyone who defended cookie dough ice cream doesn’t get to mock the egg beater story. Those monsters are you.

Good red velvet cake is delicious.

On so many levels. I hope that if there is an afterlife Whitney and Bobbi Christina will be united in comfort, peace, love and security and maybe watch over Bobby and even Nick a little. Not even about whether or not they “deserve” it. They definitely need it.

I love me some 90s Bobby Brown. But I can’t imagine seeing him in concert at this moment in his life. Its too upsetting.

Yes, I will become the gay Asian male version of Taylor Swift, and I will make a country pop crossover. It's the perfect plan, but who will be my manager?