Not only that, but when they get there, there’s a parking place right in front of where they are going.

I am freedoming this week in my hometown, which I usually can’t get out of quickly enough, and I spent last night celebrating my nephew’s 15th birthday with him and his friends. (Yes, I am the cool uncle who takes them out waterskiing on the boat and introduces them to the music of Talking Heads and The Ramones.) All…

Hey Jezzies! Long time reader, first time account-maker-and-commenter. I’m actually British, but in the States for the summer on a grad school exchange (hence the display name.) All my new grad school friends have left town to go and visit families etc so tonight I’m celebrating my first official Independence Day…

I am proud to be an American for many reasons: (in no particular order except how they came to me)

You’re cute. I promise, we say goodbye when we hang up the phone.

Why *hasn’t* been puked on on the C line? Stupid BC kids...

*hugs*

I'm so sorry about your cat. My dad was a vet for almost 30 years, and in situations like yours he almost always recommended taking the pet home and making a house call for euthanasia if it came down to it. Of course you want your kitty to comfortable and taken care of, but it may be better to just bring her home and…

Everlong by Food Fighters. Despite the fact it was my ex's and my song, I still think it's incredibly romantic "Breathe out, so I can breathe you in, hold you in."

Before she passes. Not snuggle her after. God that sounded bad.

I’m crying. That is so painful. I don’t know if you are ready to go there yet, but some vets will come to your home so she can be in her own home when they put her to sleep. I’d want to bring her home and snuggle her for awhile amongst her things.

it got placed in the Thursday night slot after Cheers

I second the IUD! I just got my Mirena taken out because it had been six years, so the hormones were running low. I switched to the pill because Mr Parade and I are thinking of trying for little Paradelets in two or three years, and I wasn’t sure getting a new IUD would be worth it, but I miss it! It was so easy and I…

The Cure: Lovesong

Congratulations! I love being owned by cats (because that’s truly how it is).

At this point if I were Hillary Clinton I’d use “Roar” and bring along a couple of dancing sharks to my campaign events. This is why I’m not in politics.

Of course it was goddamn Bohemian Rhapsody, the official theme song of boring middle aged white people who think Applebee’s is a place to get drunk.

Also Jamie Lee Curtis and Christopher Guest. <3 <3

As someone who’s parents should never have been married in the first place, no it actually isn’t. Most of my peers who’s parents got divorced were 100% behind it. A set of parents who dont’ like each other and are forced to live together is a special kind of hell. The kids are probably relieved.

Good. I guess. I don’t really care. But I do know when it’s time to get out of a marriage getting out is the best thing ever.