You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!

Speaking of Brit, she’s just like us and sings Mariah Carey songs while she’s topless and painting!

Full House Reviewed? Love it. He said everything I ever felt about that show but in a funnier way. I also agree with his Michelle hate. I never understood why that character was so loved.

Sincerely hope she has a bff who did this to brighten her day and they shared a laugh about it later. If my bff could afford to charter a plane to fly a private-not-private snarky message in a place of significance to me I know she’d do it (and I’d do the same for her).

Kimmy isn't annoying! At least not compared to the other characters (staggeringly low bar, I know). She is the closest thing the show had to a tolerable character.

To quote “Steel Magnolias”, the dudes playing Danny, Joey, and Uncle Jesse all look like they were carved out of cream cheese.

Uncle Jesse looks like he borrowed one of John Travolta’s wigs there, which is to say he looks creepy.

Oh Jimbob you’re so magnificent with your doughy countenance and your helmet of hair and your insistent willful ignorance *siiiiigh*

I think it’s only because they hadn’t all been born yet. I’m sure he would have, given the chance.

I nearly choked. Thanks.

Ha. You said “Vince Vaughn” 3X so he’s bound to show up. How do you plan on getting rid of him?

I’d suggest that we form a support group, but we’d just end up boning the guys from the sexual addiction group across the hall.

I see there is no option for “Yes, I have a weird, self-destructive boner for men who actively repulse me, so I would totally sex him but give him a fake phone number.”

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her...

EYOOOO

“Two more inches would be great.”

I have to say, I want to be friends with the dude that said “let’s kick the shit out of option b.” The crises I have had in my life are marked by someone else’s “inappropriate” swearing. You drop an F bomb when I give you bad news, I know you are on my side and ready to help.

Major love to everyone trying to kick the shit out of option B, every fucking day.

I lost my husband around the same time - I’m 38 and my husband was 40. I am not as eloquent as her - all I can say is its hell, a pain I wouldn’t wish on anyone. Its not one day at a time, at times its one minute at a time. But at the same time, I am amazed at how many people have been there for me and it gives me…

really beautiful. really eloquent. really wish it hadn’t ended with a Bono quote.