OH MAN. I got fucking mono five years ago for no reason. I definitely wasn't kissing people! I just have a tendency to catch everything. But hey, congrats on your adult ear infection. :)

You keep him fed, I'll keep him satisfied. ;)

Tea and Tylenol have been my go-to for the last few days as well. I hope we both feel better STAT.

Penicillin cheers to you. I'm on day four. Probable strep here. Just started my antibiotics last night. :/

Day four of fever and sore throat. I'm now on antibiotics after a late afternoon visit to the doctor yesterday, who suspects (but didn't test for because 5pm on Friday) strep. I'm 35! How the fuck did I get strep?! I live alone and I only ever go to work and the gym! I don't have kids, I don't know any kids, I don't…

I definitely knew about Dennis Rodman, but I did not know about Vanilla Ice or Mark McGrath. MAN, I love a dude who looks like he could give me hepatitis.

I also have had this experience. I went in for an overdue haircut last week, with bra strap-length hair and told her I was thinking shoulder-length or shorter. Tbh, I’m just not emotionally attached to my hair. I shaved it in HS, and I’ve had everything from a super short pixie to long layers and everything in…

I’m so hetero, but I’d tap any member of that family. They’re all so sexy.

Butt chugging. I had mercifully forgotten about that, but then read the phrase and laughed my lady balls off at work. Thx.

He can get it.

I'm 35. I got 24, 27 and 28. I'm completely cool with this site.

New band name.

As I have lamented many times over, I suck at most of the lady things (but excel at the man things like carpentry and sports-stats-remembering), but probably the weakest of my weak skillz is colors. This bitch cannot do colors. They straight-up terrify me. Probably a full 80+% of my wardrobe is black, white, grey and…

HOLY SHIT I HAVE AN ACTUAL LADY TIP FOR ONCE. I use a carabiner as my main keychain and I clipped like 3-5 hair elastics to it so that I would theoretically always have one with me. When I take it out, I try to remember to clip it back to its home, but I don’t always. But then I have backups, so this works for me.

Rebellious/scandalous admission: I also grew up in the South. But my mom is a Yankee. She wore eye liner when we were kids, I think. I honestly don’t remember. My sister wears eyeliner, mascara and maybe powder? I don’t know. It’s all beyond me. I mean, was interested in stage makeup - like special effects stuff - for…

I thought she said, “...only with talent.” Which is a sick burn.

That is my favorite part. Complete with itinerant day-laborers who are like, “Nope, this is just too ridiculous.”

I love these features. As a total non-makeup-wearer (sorry), I always look at these pics and am like, “GOD THEY’RE WEARING SO MUCH MAKEUP.” I have coworkers and colleagues who do that shit on the daily, but I usually throw on drugstore mascara 3-4x a week if I remember and call that a full face.

Yeah, generally I have learned to love my full lips (and I recognize that a lot of women pay a lot of money to have lips that look like mine), but I definitely don’t do anything to draw additional attention to them.

Haha, my mom recently asked me over the phone if my apartment “still has all that creepy stuff in it,” by which she meant a couple of cool skull art prints and fake (very clearly fake - like cast metal and modular wood) animal heads that I have hanging.