This is one of the coolest things I have ever seen in my life. But I’m also morbid and obsessed with skulls.

I often wonder that too. Like if those assy little punks ever think about the way they treated me and others, and if they really felt that much better about themselves because they were so cruel to us misfits. I hope their dicks fall off.

In retrospect, it started with much, much older men when I was in my young teens and ramped up to full-on creepy, weird shit when I was 16-17 or so. Teachers telling me, “if I were 20 years younger, or you were 20 years older,” guys I volunteered with telling me, “I’ll see you when you turn 18,” shit like that.

I have never told this to another living soul. I went to a pretty small high school and our lunch hours were not well-regulated, meaning our cafeteria was too small for the number of students we had, and as long as you were on campus, no one curr. Freshman year, I used to take my lunch period in one of the courtyards…

That is my time-travel sex fantasy.

Thank you so much for the Yung Humma reference. Turquoise Jeep!

I hate sweating. Like a lot. Running does nothing but make me angry. Yoga, likewise, makes me angry. I have tried treadmills, ellipticals, stairsteppers, running, lifting weights, yoga, pole dancing (which was fun until it wasn't), softball, soccer, Zumba, etc. The only exercise I have ever fallen in love with (and…

My ex and are I are wayyyyy better as friends than we were as a couple

Dude, be careful. I felt like that when my ex-husband and I moved in together. I obviously married him anyway, but things were never good. We both needed more than the other could give.

I lived there for six years until about six months ago. There's a yoga studio on practically every street and I never once had a bad meal there. Seattle was not a good fit for me, but a lot of people love it there. Good luck!

This needs all the stars.

God, The Rock is pretty much my dream man. Better than the secretly gay dude I went out with Saturday anyway. /sigh /swoon

This actually made me giggle out loud on the bus and now people think I'm the crazy Madonna.

I thought KP was going for the Catherine O'Hara in Beetlejuice look.

I've seen them 6 or 8 times. I have an unholy crush on Steve the Cougar.

That's great. You do you, but you don't get to judge anyone else for not living whatever way you think they should.

Ok, look. I don't owe you or ultimately anyone else any kind of explanation, but since you're keen to make all kinds of assumptions about me and my previous relationships, let me clarify a few points for you:

You're awesome. If either of us had ever cheated on the other, i think it would have been over. It ended anyway of course, but I never cheated on him and while I have my suspicions about his emotional state during the last few months of our marriage, to my knowledge he never cheated on me. Anyway, water under the…

I will not divulge who he was... he was an Olympic athlete and at the time, a world record holder in his event. And a hell of a nice guy. And hot as fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I'd still hit that. Ah, memories.

Oh man. This went from awesome to goddamn disaster really fast.