Also all her bouncing and not returning to a kick stance. And not defending at all. She would get knocked the fuck out in like three seconds.

She's a bitch, but MAN is she amazing.

I'm going to nitpick here for just a second. Cardio kickboxing is bullshit, fine. ACTUAL kickboxers, like Muay Thai/other MMA fighters, are balls out, tough-as-nails athletes. The dominant women fighters scare the pants off me. Ronda Rousey? Holly Holm? Gina Carano? They're all at the same level of training as…

I've gone kayaking in the Sound at least 10 times and I've never seen an orca. Even from a distance. THE WHALES AVOID ME. But I always end up seeing bald eagles and other large birds of prey snacking on other critters. Every. Time.

In my only trip to Paris, this cab driver tried to take complete advantage of the two American idiots he was picking up and told me the fare from la garre to l'hotel was going to be some insanely expensive amount. I can read a map, and I understand enough French to be dangerous. My ex didn't really speak or understand…

One of my oldest, closest friends in the world is gay as all hell. His parents are total fundie Southern Baptists. He met this amazing HIV+ older man several years ago and they have a wonderful, supportive, loving relationship. His awful parents refuse to allow my bff's partner in their house — they literally made his…

I'm kind of shocked she rides the bus.

Sure, but times change, right? I mean, we no longer have "leper colonies" or witch trials (at least not in the States). So thinking has to eventually come around to be less about circumstances as they existed 50+ years ago and more about what things are now. While I'm not holding my breath for that to happen, of…

I was talking about this with my tattoo artist during a touchup session a few weeks ago. His POV was that if he's had a long day and he needs to relax, he can buy drinks, he can pay for a massage, he can go sit in a sauna, whatever, but he can't exchange payment for sexual services rendered and he thinks it's…

Hell yes! Good for her! I love that she's all "NOT OK. I'm a size 8, not a 4 bitches." She just became pretty much my favorite model/celebrity person. And she's beautiful as a size 8. :)

He is also absolutely fucking hilarious as Ruxin's dad on The League.

Oh the humanity. <hork>

YES. I stopped buying Charmin for a long time because I hate those fucking bears.

NOT POSSIBLE.

When I was a kid, I wasn't exposed to any kind of gun-like weapon, except a cap gun and water guns. I found my the Luger my late grandfather brought back from WWII when he passed away when I was 16 and that was literally the first time I'd ever been within spitting distance of a gun. I'm 34 and I've still never fired…

Mmmmmmm... Marination tacos.

I grew up in Florida as a super pale girl. I left FL right after college (best decision ever) and have remained largely out of the sun for the last dozen or so years. I don't really stay in touch with anyone I grew up with for a whole host of reasons, but I saw the FB alumni page for my high school recently, and I…

My ex-husband half woke up one night saying HEDGE MAZE. It was awesome.

Amazing. Very clever and well-played.

I'm just going to say that I used to work for SBUX hq back in the day and those answers surprise me not at all. Even working there, in the building, you can't get a fucking straight answer from anyone on any topic. Attempts to be direct and straightforward are summarily crushed. I hated working there.