The length is so. awkward. The fit and color are otherwise gorgeous on her though.

Maybe obsessing over how motherfucking terrible and frumpy and awful this is.

What in the name of satan is this?

I swear to shit, if I were into chicks, it would absolutely be Samira Wiley. She is so goddamn adorable and awesome.

Fifty Shades of Suck was also worth reading.

Malpractice Q. Abortionforcer!

I was incredibly well-behaved in my mid-20s. It's my mid-30s I really don't want documented. :)

I stared at this pic for a really long time, trying to figure out what the fuck is going on here. She looks like she's been photoshopped on to this beach. Is she throwing deuces? Is she feeding the birds over her shoulder? Why does she look so creepy in the face? I hate everything about it.

Lenny, I can't help the fact that it's roughly a billion degrees where you are, but if you need someone to gently towel and/or lick off any accumulated sweat, I'm your girl.

PNW?

I'm convinced Cuba is just pulling an epic Weekend at Bernie's ruse on all of us, and has been for years.

I fucking HATE Pearl Jam. Of the grunge era, I liked STP and Soundgarden. The rest can suck it.

Man in the Box was Alice in Chains. But I preferred STP over them too.

I know these are fighting words in the PNW (or you'll ignore me for three months if you're a Seattleite), but STP was wayyyy better than Pearl Jam or Nirvana. I never understood the whole flannel grunge thing. I liked the dirty glam rockers so much better.

EXCEPT BETTER.

God I'm so old this is a conversation that actually has to happen. I has a sad. :(

I don't even care how meth'd out and gross Scott Weiland is. He can still get it. The fact that he looks like he could give me hepatitis is just an extra benefit.

Outside sucks and even more so beyond the city [any city].

I love Tuesday Morning. I bought the $8 one because I was tired of using the shittier ropes at my martial arts gym. And I had the grand plan of practicing jumping rope at home because I fucking suck at it. HA. Did not happen. Don't practice at home, still suck at jumping rope.

Damn. Cheapest jump rope I could find was $8. :(