Dude. You did not mention it was in rap form. +10000000000000

Seconded! I'm midway through getting my girl parts done. I did the math and figured out I was spending $1000 a year on sugaring and I was still fighting ingrowns. For $3k, I could get the laser and no ingrowns. I have almost no hair regrowth at this point and my skin looks fantastic. I've been going to Ideal Image,…

Me too. My ex-husband married the girl who wanted him when I didn't. One of my friends saw a pic of them together and remarked. "wow, she kind of looks like a low-rent version of you. Is that weird?" Yes. It is.

OMG that locker room party is the best thing ever.

I goddamn love Jackson Galaxy. Even though he's not remotely my type, #would.

Omg want. I just recently was introduced to the magical realness of grapefruit liqueur with prosecco and now I drink it when I want to feel fancy drunk. It was easily the best part of that awful date. For me, booze so often is.

I'm so lonely tonight. I went out with a super fun group of girls last night and got completely ignored by guys - which is fine... not really my scene - then I worked today and came home to a salad, a frozen pizza, and two cats who love me. I'm planning to take my muay Thai class in the morning. But I realized last…

He's my favorite too.

Mega mad props for the SN. I love that show.

And actually I think firemen with no shirts in their fireman pants and suspenders. Launched a thousand lady boners.

Oh snap.

Oh god. Nothing hotter than firemen in kilts. Nothing.

I have never gone out on St Patrick's Day. :(

I love you.

I'm more horrified by the fact that he evidently trademarked his name.

Seems likely.

I initially read that headline as Man's Penis Epic Story of Love. Of course I clicked that headline. Only slightly disappointed with the content. Go, you brokenhearted romantic.

When it's time to party, we will party hard.

No but I totally remember Hooplas!, which were my all-time favorite snack ever.