No shame in my game. I watched The Shit out of that show. It was SO unbelievably bad. And she was SO unbelievably wooden in it. I'm shocked (shocked!!) that she's apparently a real actor now.

Do it.

Oh. Sorry. The furnace or water heater or whatever heated the Coke bottles to the point that they exploded in the closet.

I helped a guy push his stalled car out of the street during rush hour a few weeks ago.

Back in The Day (TM), when my mom and dad were newlyweds in the 70s, they had a case of glass Coke bottles in the closet/pantry/whatever. This closet also housed the hot water heater or the furnace or something. Anyway, one night after they had gone to bed, my mom was awoken by the sound of glass breaking. She shook…

You and I do sound similar. No mortgage for me... only a couple thousand in credit cards. Like I said, he was a sweet kid, probably aspie. I might decide to stay friends with him... He was kind of endearing and he needs a shoulder devil. :)

So I was asked to share info about my date with the lapsed Mormon. He was really sweet, but no go. He was so unbelievably uptight and conservative. Apparently he wanted to go out with me because he was curious about going out with a "bad girl." I realize it's all a matter of perception, but I felt compelled to gently…

I actually like Kesha, but I can't stop thinking about the episode of The League when the monkey jumps out of the moving car because of Kesha's music. Such a funny scene!

That I *have* tried, and it did not help. But I'll swig oil and see what happens. Thanks!

That dog looks terrified to be with Naomi. No judgment. Just pointing it out.

Wait. It cleared up your eczema? I've a celiac who has also mostly given up dairy trying to get rid of my epic eczema and nothing works. I will do anything. ANYTHING

I will check in for the Saturday Night Social tomorrow and tell tales.

I have a date with a lapsed Mormon boy tonight. I'm oddly excited about it - apparently there was a huge rift in his family when he decided he was an atheist after his Mission and graduating from BYU. Apparently his family would die if they heard him swear, which is hilarious to me because my family would die if I got…

YES. Always. He's not hot.

Irrella: they named their child Kherlington?

Haha 9er.

Oh The Rock. #would.

I've never jacked a dude's stuff after a hookup, but I used to like to sleep with a tshirt of an ex-boyfriend when he would leave town because it smelled like him and I happened to love his smell. Maybe you just smell delicious.

Girl, I'm 34 and I married a college boyfriend. We were friends first, he was opposite of every guy I had dated before (and frankly, since, because I have catastrophically bad taste in men). I married him because he was boring and reasonably stable and he loved me. I was already bored of him by the time we got…

Michael Strahan, how YOU doin'?