Should I ever marry again (hahaha) I will most likely marry down. Intelligence is super important to me, but formal education isn't. My favorite ex-boyfriend was a cop who never finished college. He was so flipping smart and interesting though. In my two years back on the market, I have discovered a strong tendency to…

My grandmother had one until she went to a nursing home. I used it to call my cousins when I was a kid. These kids make me sad. Also, get off my lawn.

Would.

Ha! Me too! I can't even stop myself. Cocks are hot and I love seeing public erections for some reason. I'm dirty. I'm glad I'm not alone.

My on and off booty call of the last year is a college basketball player. I just watched him propose to a girlfriend I didn't know existed. He was just in my bed less than three weeks ago. Wtf.

My on and off booty call of the last year is a college basketball player. I just watched him propose to a girlfriend I didn't know existed. He was just in my bed less than three weeks ago. Wtf.

I thought from profile it more resembled Alan Rickman and then I was upset.

I agree with your taste in men (minus the beardy boys, but whatevs). Bless.

I'M A MAN

That's exactly where my mind went too, haha!

Truth: Dierks Bentley is the nicest guy. I met him back in 2003 when I was working in radio and he was playing radio station conference rooms, trying to get air play. We ended up chatting and exchanging email addresses. We kept up pen pal style for years. Super sweet dude.

Untrue. I love salsa (because I'm not genetically programmed to hate all that delicious cilantro), but salsa on fries makes me gag. Ketchup is sweet perfection on steak fries or spicy fries. See also: salsa on hamburgers (ugh) and salsa on basically anything that isn't tortilla chips. Also, your mango salsa and salsa…

My grandmother has Alzheimer's. It's fucking horrible. She lives across the country for me, so I only see her once a year at most. The cumulative effect each time I see her is devastating. I cry my way through those visits. She's mostly aphasic now. She goes through periods of anger... She's been caught ripping up old…

I also carry clutches, sometimes to bars, usually to special occasions. I have at least half a dozen in various shapes, sizes and colors. I love a cute clutch.

Yeah, I also want to watch that one. I remember the whole thing when it happened, but I think I was too young to really have any perspective on it. What I really remember most was the Nancy-is-a-princess, Tonya-is-trailer-trash coverage. I really don't think Tonya knew about it beforehand, but I do think she relished…

Man, I lived in Dallas for a year and I never saw any boys who looked like this. I feel like I was sold a bill of goods. :(

HORK

Epic. I just watched the 30 for 30 on Tonya: The Price of Gold and I am now unabashedly Team Tonya 4Lyfe.

I'm ashamed and sad that I'm about to respond to this with the pathetic amount of "knowledge" I have on this topic. It's a dark day indeed. /sigh

I want to come to this party so bad!