Do you like room-temperature cream-of-chicken soup, but just wish it could be more like a beige snot-brownie? MERRY CHRISTMAS, TINY TIM.

What part of Georgia you from? South-Central?

Last week, my therapist suggested we start working on my negative body image, which immediately started the tears. She asked me to make a list of everything I dislike about my body, so I started at the head (dislike the texture of my hair, the small unnoticeable scar on my chin, my freckles) and went all the way down,…

I have a kitty you could cuddle.... ;)

OMG are you me? This exact scenario happened to me except he was a Marine!

There's a big project board on my floor at work and one of the projects being tracked is "workplace violence program." I'm never sure if they're for or against, but it makes me giggle every time I see it.

How YOU doin?

That tumblr is fucking glorious. I want to send a handwritten thank you note and a box of candy to every single person on there.

I got hit on at the first bar I went to, met some chill people, but it wasn't really my scene. Walked to another bar, talked to some super nice folks, ended up talking to this cute guy I thought was with another girl... turns out they're just friends. He was way drunker than I was, but he seemed into me, but in a…

I'm so sorry Seuss. I went through a tough breakup recently. He was the guy I thought I would spend my life with... it's been hard, but I finally deleted him out of my phone, threw out all his pics and everything he ever gave me, and decided to move on. Then like magic, my work situation resolved itself, an awesome…

Also my favorite thing in Paris was the catacombs. But I'm morbid.

I went to Reykjavik a few years ago! I fell madly in love with it. Definitely go to the Blue Lagoon. My favorite thing I did there was take an Icelandic horse tour from The Icelandic Horse. Also don't skip the Golden Circle. I stayed in Fosshotel Baron and I cannot recommend it enough. I would go back again tomorrow.…

I, too, will be prowling for trouble tonight. May the odds be ever in our favor!

goddammit. His perfection... waned. :(

Fucking right? I had my right side done in three sessions (hip to pit) and it made me wish I were dead, almost every second I was in that chair, despite the fact that I LOVED my tattooer. So. Much. Shading and pain.

Damn, you and me both. I've actually never participated in either, but I have wanted an MMF for the longest time. /sigh Being dominated and wrecked by two guys sounds absolutely delightful.

I seriously didn't know this. I come from penetration most of the time (cowgirl ftw)... Apparently I have an ideal clit situation. WHO KNEW? I'll add that to my dating profile... ;)

I'm sorry, I know I'm a horrible person, but I fucking love that lyric.

I just started wearing mascara daily (and I seriously can't tell a difference between e.l.f., Maybelline and anything else, so whatevs), but I do have an Opinion on hair. My hair randomly became wavy a year or two ago and I found Tigi Curlesque shampoo and conditioner. I think it's discontinued now, but I've been…

I briefly thought it was shorts.