God I hate those slim trousers/slacks/whatever on men. Loathe.

This is true.

Wait. Robin Wright dislikes arrogant men? Wasn't she married to Sean Penn? And then when they split up, reconciled with him?

Awesome. As a short, chubby girl with a giant ass and big thighs, I've already had to be unfashionable by loathing skinny jeans and refusing to wear them. Now I'll remain blissfully (and somewhat bitterly) 15 years behind current trends. You will pry my AE Artist jeans out of my cold dead hands. Further, KILL IT WITH…

DUDE. I tried the new Freschetta gluten-free frozen pizza last week because I was sad and wanted gross-for-me food and [for frozen pizza in general] it was bomb. I love Amy's to death, but their GF pizza crust is gross. And gtfo with spinach on my pizza, which just makes it soggy. The Freschetta one got super crispy…

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Third for Omission. The Pale Ale is right yummy and I'm a full-on Celiac. I can't drink a ton of it without some tummy issues, but an occasional bottle or two is usually ok.

Good lord I want Cate Blanchett's necklace RIGHT NOW.

He looks like he's trying to suck her soul right out of her empty shell.

I pronounced it Ruh-NAY-uh in my head. WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE CLEAR UP THE MYSTERY?

Why couldn't I be named Nora Barnacle? That is so epic. Now to actually listen to this...

That's true... Swimmers and rowers have THE BEST BODIES evar.

Aaron Peirsol. Phelps is fug. But I'd kill someone in front of their own mother for one night with Peirsol.

Oh for god's sake. I have always loved hockey players. Turns out, I still do.

If y'all aren't going to do it afterward, I want to come over! I was going to have a The Room-themed birthday, where we only went to bars with Room in the name and then came back to my place for a special screening, but my birthday was on a Wednesday and I was cripplingly depressed, so it didn't happen. BUT IT WOULD…

Holy mother of god, I thought I was the only one who unabashedly loved Touch of Satan. One of my all-time favorites.