When I was about the age of the kids they were throwing fetuses to, I had a minor eating disorder called pica, which made me chew on non-nutritive materials. I used to eat rubbery stuff like erasers, and I chewed the feet off of my older sister's Barbie.

"So many times, we hear, 'Awwwww! That's adorable!' Or we just see a girl's tears begin to form and fall."

Is "Creedence Clearwater Revisited" a joke? Or a cover band? Or a mistake?

I think I need one of these for my desk. I'd squeeze that little shit like a stressball, obviously.

When I was a child- I may have been 9- my mother dragged me and my siblings to a 'Pro-Life Rally' affiliated with our church where we were made to carry signs we did not understand and give people THESE DOLLS after they had been covered in red jello. We carried them in a tin wash bucket. At the same time, we had to…

"I doubt these people would be allowed to hand out condoms to little kids. But it's okay to talk to them about abortion without my permission?"

Maybe it will make some of the children be like "these are gross I'm totally going to use 35 methods of contraception when I start having sex!"

"Or we just see a girl's tears begin to form and fall."

Only white precious fetuses need saving apparently.

Wait, so they put these mini-fetuses in children's candy bags? Someone really needs to rethink their PR push, because I doubt their aim was for fair-going children to try to eat the fetuses, thinking they're made out of candy...

"Kids like them, but adults like them too," he said. "They have nothing to do with abortion. You don't have to bring abortion up at all."

High fives, fellow hard-of-hearing friend!

Oh. Yeah. All the lulz when the punch line is deaf kids AMIRITE?

Of course 4chan. Whether you like her music or not, Taylor is a young woman with a prosperous career built on her own creative endeavors. So of course 4chan hates that shit. God forbid a woman be successful at something.

Well it sounds like the main villain is now the Wizard, not the Witch of the West, so goodbye one of the most iconic female villains to grace page or screen.

If they make Dorothy a man and The Wizard of Oz a woman, that might be interesting.

I say just use a whole gay cast.....What?!

I don't get it. Is he gonna be a friend of Dorothy?...(wink, wink, nudge, nudge say no more) There's not many ways you can go with this.

They cancelled Warehouse 13 for this and Sharknado?! I fear for Haven. And Defiance isn't worthy of it's monstrous budget. Sigh. Rumor is DW will announce the new Doctor soon. One can only hope. * grumble*

How many dollars will you bet that the evil witch is still a woman?