Cunningulus songs > fellatio songs.

For those men who do want to send a picture that will perchance increase your odds of getting laid, send these two pictures instead:

Okay, what about this: Can I send a picture of my smiling face but have my dick visible in the reflection of my aviator glasses? Because that sounds totally cool.

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Never desired, always unwarranted.

Why would anyone ever send a picture of their junk over the internet? When did this become OK? You are just setting yourself up for embarrassment and ridicule. This applies to women, as well.

I think he might want to talk to someone about his need to send random women dick picks. Like, a professional.

I think this should be it for him. He has some type of issue, and is clearly compelled to be a creep. I really feel for his wife.

Since the real Wynona Ward is white, I can see them going with someone who looks like her. But I do wonder if they're sticking with the same name, etc. or going full fictional like they did with Judy Smith/Olivia Pope.

If ABC Family cancels Bunheads, maybe they can get Kelly Bishop.

Ditto. If they're keeping her white on the show cuz uh, she is in real life, then I expect to see her in the role.

I'm thinking Kathy Bates. First name that popped into my mind.

Word on the street is this "characterization" thing will revolutionize SF, but I'm skeptical.

I, for one, think that the decision to name the baby "Jesus" was an excellent (if somewhat surprising) choice.

John Stewart > Hal Jordan

I love John Oliver giving this parasitic silliness the mocking it deserved.

John Oliver is killing it.

He makes no mention of the worldwide disappointment that our Royal Dumpling will not be Pigwidgeon.

Anyone who claims that gushing blood once a month is the root of feminine power may need serious help. Girls in underdeveloped areas give up on school when they can't get sanitary supplies and must hide at home during their periods! Some of us suffer from awful conditions like endometriosis! Take a bit wider…