The Clidora™

When you're a tiger, you already won the genetic lottery.

Someone needs to invent the Clitoral Fedora.

It took me a moment to recognize Scary Island. Love this gif. God, she's nuts.

Horrendous confession: I love Cardinal Alexander, we have a million things in common, he's smart and funny and we almost never fight and we love doing stuff together and I genuinely can see spending the rest of my life with him.

Ugh what?? Why not just tear off a few squares for use? My God, that's disgusting.

I don't think I found out until high school that dudes didn't wipe, and I'm still mystified by it. WHY NOT? Why not dab yourself with one square of toilet paper? Help me to understand!

Okay, but a little knit cap would be way cuter. Also, washable. You know, for the environment.

Pffttt. Dude, go big or go home.

I think this just made me MORE gay. Vagina's forever.

Why couldn't they have:

Very true. Likewise, it's astonishing how many women throughout history (stone age right through to the Victorians!) apparently managed to shave their legs before razors had even been invented.

This is all well and good but what about a potion to make my face look like Jessica Brown Findlay's? Because while I find myself to be an attractive lady, almost every single time she's onscreen I find myself literally gasping.

I'm looking forward to the Smokey Ashes From the Crematorium Burning Your Favorite Character's Body Eye Shadow.

When I was student training for krav maga (awesome system), a lot of women asked if there was one good move to remember, what it would be. I advised the grab and twist: grab at crotch level, squeeze as tightly as you could, and twist your knuckles from the floor to the ceiling. It tends to discourage unnecessary…

I am inspired to write "Dumbledore's Army - Still Recruiting" somewhere.

Martial artist here (kyokushin karate, osu!)

Word. After reading all of the other comments here, I feel like I'm being the anti-feminist one for wearing a so-called diaper that's apparently gross and smelly and makes it impossible to live a normal life.

I am a pad user also, I had gotten tss from a tampon so I only use them when I feel it is absolutely necessary. Not because I want to paint with my flow but because I don't ever want to feel the pain and fear after having had tss. I am looking into the cup though after reading so many comments from this post :)

Just goes to show there are plenty of badass smart women in Texas and I hope that they can sweep the Teanderthals from their misogynistic legislature sooner rather than later. Take back your state from the male morons in the state house!