Total badass.

How do we get her a job at Jez?

East Village, Lower East Side, and Brooklyn bars in the late '90s/early '00s. Places with photobooths were always good. Worked at Beauty Bar and Barmacy and Coney Island High during those days.

Hard to say for sure... surface mount components look similar at this resolution. But with what appear to be glow-y bits, I'm putting my money on LEDs. But LEDs weren't on the materials list :(

Why do men justify misogynist behavior with "but my female girlfriend/wife/sister/best friend/etc. said it's okay!"

"...the blurred lines between a good girl and a bad girl, and even very good girls all have little bad sides to them."

Back in my halcyon early-20's I used the "snap" method to remove bras with just thumb and middle finger. I don't know if I'm "proud" of it, but, as a bar trick, it definitely helped get me laid more than once.

I'm just kidding around, my first girlfriend mocked me mercilessly for being bad at unhooking her bra so I ended up getting pretty good at it. I can snap them off now like I am snapping my fingers. POW. In my rowdier youth I was making out with two young women on my bed and I unhooked both their bras simultaneously.…

George Carlin was wrong. The whole point of human existence was not to invent plastic. It was to invent the clap-off bra. Bravo, I say. Bravo.

If I hadn't been kicked out of the Girl Scouts when I was about 10, I would've taken that challenge. I was a virgin until I was 18, but that doesn't mean I was sitting at home knitting either.

I was a member of the Royal Rangers, an Assemblies of God Boy Scouts type organization. I turned out gay so there.

It's not illegal for kids to do sexual things. It's illegal to do sexual things with kids and kids performing sexual behaviors can be an indication of abuse; law enforcement/family services may choose to investigate, but the kid is not at fault.

My foot sister!

Or a medieval nun. Seriously, you were totally able to become reconsecrated as a virgin in the eyes of God, even if you had been an emperor's wife and had had seven children. I don't know if this applies to modern nuns.

Senior scout showing two junior members how to fuck a ghost hooker.

Whoa there... you have to finish the massage and a little foreplay before the mouth to ass play comes in.

Thank god there's a caption informing me what's going on, because otherwise I would assume the Boy Scout on top was giving the Boy Scout on the bottom a homoerotic back massage that would later travel a little bit south of the back.

So its like the Boy Scouts except instead of camping and learning how to tie knots, they sit around and talk about all the sex they are not having? This club sounds like a lot of fun for boys, right next to going bra shopping with their moms.

Oh boy, yet another stereotype flung out there like truth.

It was probably just a glitch as you aren't grey right now. Half the time I see comments that have an ETA about being demoted to the grey aren't grey at all :/ Try looking with chrome incognito or something sometimes if it matters, as that might expose weird Kinja glitch.