I know you guys are having a pretty intellectual discussion, but I just wanted to applaud you on that porno description. So true. I hate the fake nails most of all!

Very cool. I can think of three improvements to the design.

This was cool but ugh, the comments from dudes who think it's necessary to share their peen feels. There could be a video of a woman literally curing cancer and a quarter of the comments would just be "i'd fuck her" or "i can fap to this lol".

The one situation where stepping on a Lego isn't agonizing.

Half of them time, I'm only here for the insane arguments in the comment section. Whenever ballet or Disney is mentioned I'm like this:

Yeah, Avril, I'd resign myself to a black wedding gown if I was marrying Nickledouche singer, too. I get it.

"Let me show you my... magic underwear."

It's ok to be attracted to the human body....

This is way too idealistic of a comment. As much as I wish this is would happen I fear it's more likely that something like BARELY LEGAL BACKDOOR LESBIAN SLUTS 3456 will get funded.

Gay Mormon porn makes total sense to me. Nothing makes something seem more pornographic than repressing it with extreme prejudice. It's like the nun fetish.

I'm sorry, what constitutes Mormon themed? Just an insinuation that Joseph Smith and Moroni fucked while Brigham Young gave a solemn thumbs up and Tabernacle Choir sang The Battle Hymn of the Republic?

They react with such anger and hurt when confronted by the notion that their meager looks might forever render them inferior in the eyes of their desired sex. Not that that'll sound familiar or anything.

Ignore it. The MRAs come into any post where any person openly finds a man attractive and screams "objectification" to teach us all a lesson.

how about "In case it doesn't go without saying, BARF BARF BARF UPON YOUR BEAUTY STANDARDS. A male celebrity's worth isn't contingent on his "beach body" any more than a female celebrity's is."

Cardinal Alexander's gay crushes include most of the cast of The Wire.

You guys! You guys! Neither guns, nor Dr. Bronner's, go up there.

Was it... cocked?

1. If the word "weave" just came out of your mouth

Any irony at all with the juxtaposition of Posh Spice right below a blurb lamenting tiny clothes being designed for and worn by only tiny-sized people?

"Glasses we use to protect our eyes from the sun." Or, you know, see better?