Whelp. Adding this to the folder of materials labeled 'Reasons to not do drugs.' Each kid is going to review it when they get to the 'doing illegal shit sounds fun' stage. I could totally see them thinking "Hm, I know pot is illegal... but mushrooms should be fine! Sure, I'll eat those random mushrooms!"

Holy shit, I don't even have a penis but all the anti-drug scare tactics they gave me in high school could be replaced by this one headline and they would work better.

That whole episode is made of win. The whole show is made of win, really. And Bea Arthur was such an awesome advocate for us queer youth.

I like to imagine Michelle Bachmann is the giant dinosaur thing tromping around in the background while Nancy Pelosi just doesn't give a fuck.

Sophia Petrillo: "I'd rather live with a lesbian than a cat. Unless a lesbian sheds. Then I don't know."

Because they're fun? Boobs are fun. I don't...how is this complicated?

What is most annoying is that she was asked this question to begin with. I mean, Michelle Bachmann isn't exactly a major political power player. The reporter was basically like, hey, you're a woman! What do you think about what this other woman said? CATFIGHT.

awww yeah, the Chicago Pride Parade this weekend is gonna be OFF DA HOOK.

I have a medical condition that prevents me from being bothered by Hermione Granger.

tbh, a lot of what she buys is lower-priced even though she talks constantly about her high-flying lifestyle. She wears a LOT of Stop Staring which is usually in the $100 range.

I think she probably does have just 8 pairs of shoes, as most of what she wears to premieres, interviews and other events are likely on loan. That said, you do you, Emma. Let Paris do Paris.

I'm bi-racial, and my mother was the worst! When I was 5, she made me cut off my ass-length hair because "it makes you look too Indian". She was responsible for the systematic dismantling of my Native American identity. So you are absolutely correct.

I want a Million Woman March, and I want it now. Who's with me?

The first time I was called a bitch my mom and aunt congratulated me. It's like a term of honor in my family, because it's usually a code word for, "Don't take crap from stupid people."

“Hello, who am I talking to?” Windsor said. “Oh, Barack Obama?"

Pictures of Edith Windsor learning she won the DOMA challenge:

I'm pretty sure she didn't have the children because she was raped by her Asian owner.