My humble contribution to the image party.

That was a very close one. A little too close, what with all the GOP shenanigans.

Blame me for Photoshopping quality.

You should try shower sexytimes (Cool water shower rather not hot water bc duh)!

Anticipating cat memes by 49 years - nicely done, Woman's Day!

Seeing a Black gay couple on Jezebel actually fills me with hope that SCOTUS will rule in our favor tomorrow.

This is another great photo of them — look at the dancing!

THEY ARE SO CUTE. And you know what my favourite part of this story is? They're a gay black couple. So many times we here these adorable stories of LGBTQ triumph and the protagonists are white. It's nice to see a minority couple get the same attention, and have the same happy ending. ALSO DID I MENTION HOW ADORABLE…

It feels so weird to know what Tyra means. Usually, I read her tweets in Tweet Beat and think to myself "what in the hell is she talking about?" But this I understand completely. I think we need a fourth punctuation mark for exactly this scenario.

I can't hate on Anna Kendrick - she's a little try-hard sometimes in the "I'm just like you normals!", but I like her. She's spunky and seems sweet. That said, to quote the boyfriend from last night while I made him watch Pitch Perfect:

I am pretty sure this is a first. Yes, Tyra. I know that exact feeling so very well.

This, precisely. Everything I do during the summer takes more energy and makes me crankier than usual because it is too effing hot. By the time I get into bed, I just want to read my book under the fan, on full blast, and then go to sleep. Poor Mr. Freaks.

Fuck that ideal woman small chin business. I go starry eyed every time I spy Jessica Chastain's jawline and chin.

Well see now, the thing with federal loans is that you have to pay them back. With interest.

You mean, I can get PAID to stiletto over guys' dicks? Cuz I'll do that for free.

Isn't this just sex work? I mean, it's just sex work, right?

One reason this is so fucking depressing (among the many) is that it outlines the increasingly tatty and garish wrapping we insist on twining around the ever increasing gap between life and affordability of said life.

Also, apparently this is a job.

Tis gettyng hawte uppe inne heeyaugh!

Yah, seriously. I got rejected from all my top schools because I was dumb enough to overreach and attempt to get into top music schools with a mediocre voice and iffy music theory education. Too bad those things aren't quantifiable like GPA and SAT scores, so you could know ahead of time where you stand relative to…