Our Greek life at my university is so universally terrible that some advisers tell their students to just leave it off the resume unless it's the (unisex for some reason) honors fraternity (which... does baked good sales and fundraising twice a year, that's about it. Doesn't have a house, doesn't have anything.)

Eyesore-orange flannel shirt and baggy million-year-old jeans. Contain your orgasms.

I would argue that people who know and care about the history of cinema would probably know that, but people referring to a dress style are probably just referring to "we want you to be CLASSY and sexy, like that film noir babe" instead of "outright sexy." I see what you're saying, but I think there's more to it.

I would argue nor was MM, but men certainly see them both as ornaments now.

"Think X preferred style of ornamental woman, not Y preferred style of ornamental woman."

My father is a senior lawyer at his firm, and he's had some serious court fashion missteps. I remember that a few years ago, he was arguing a case a few hours away and staying in the district while he did. He'd neglected to pack dress slacks and realized it that morning. He ended up arguing a really huge case in…

Ughhhhhh congratulations on your fucking beautiful relationship and family, you fucking adorable human beings, you.

I actually cannot dance to Blurred Lines because I refuse to dance to anything that sounds remotely like a song by the artist that my parents very likely had on their "Good Times" mixtapes.

Many of us don't have the skill, time, or money to make our own costume, which is often more expensive than buying a cheap $20 cape and jumpsuit. I'm cobbling together my own from preexisting materials this year, as I have done since I was 14, but other women who want more viable options for how they prefer to dress…

Wow. The gym's actually the one place I've never really been bothered, and I frequent the weight room. Mother Fishnets teaches yoga, and it's frequently evenly split between men and women.

THIS. Everyone who's whining about "stop sluuuut shaming" in this article clearly didn't read it. Slut it up! It's just that we also want other options! There is nothing wrong with being - I don't know - a slutty Weeping Angel. Some of us, however, just want the scary version of the Weeping Angel costume, you know?…

EVERY time of year is the year that people get to judge what women wear, unfortunately.

One of my costumes (yes, one, Halloween's a big deal to me) is Dead Riding Hood. I tried for ages to find a store I could actually buy from (that prerequisite being that there were no racist or overly misogynistic costumes on the shelves, so Spirit Halloween was right out and I ended up having to go mostly to local…

You fart 10 to 12 times a day, only some of them in your sleep. Odds are if you're together long enough you're going to eat something bad and fart in the same room while you're darting out to the restroom. It's life.

Replying because I can't edit: Oh, I see statutes in Missouri are decidedly not what I thought they were. Howwwwwever, he did still confess, upon a rereading of previous articles.

Fact: dude confessed.

God, the world. That poor girl.

Wow, maybe stop letting in such masses of people who become jaded losers?

No, but it does mean acknowledging your privileges and not pretending or allowing your language to reflect the idea that your privileged experiences are universal, which this article failed at.

Wow, now we can get in trouble for a demeanor, too? Yeah, that's feminist as hell - "hmmm, you seem like a whore of Satan, you just have that unholy air to you, better burn you just to be safe."