Penises are prettily and artistically rendered ALL THE TIME. Vaginas? Not so much.

You can see where she's squeezing her eyes to try and force the tears out. They teach you not to do that in Acting 201, honestly. If they won't come naturally enough that blinking will kick them out, just don't blink until your eyes water up enough. The squeezing looks unnatural. People can tell the difference between…

Oh, god, no, is she really? Damn. I love her music and videos but I only really knew about her as a person what I read/saw in interviews. Dammit. Why, world?!

Janelle Monae is a flat-out deity and I'm convinced of that.

I JUST said the same thing. Totally agree.

NO RAPING

Yeah, I prefer sex at night, actually. It's just easier for me to get in that frame of mind.

I don't drink coffee, so, uh, this isn't really a difficult choice...

I mean, you're equating it with something good rather than insulting someone by calling them some form of a woman's genitalia, so I'd say it's good.

Bah. Idiomatic expressions differ from place to place. Reclaim tits, I say.

I actually don't use "the shit" to mean something good. I'd never actually heard that until I got out of my town and started uni. Ironically I do use "balls" as a negative thing, as in "balls to that" or "Well, balls to you, you ass" (less severe than "fuck you" but more severe than "you suck.")

That's what I use. I also say that something is "the tits" if it is an incredibly fantastic/positive thing.

The fact that you could make a reference to the best piece of satire ever made my day.

That's utterly false. If someone confessed to murder and subsequently said "just kidding" once that confession was uncovered, the confessing person would not be instantly cleared. But I suppose rape doesn't matter; it's only three women, after all.

SIGN ME UP FOR A POSSESSION THEN

LET ME LOVE YOU

The confession itself, for one.

Absinthe is that weird person at that kinda-screwy art cafe you worked at that one summer who always comes in half an hour before close and scribbles furiously in a sketchbook for three hours who's nice to look at but tips shit.

Well, we have to eat SOMETHING.

Holy shit.I honestly don't really care about Rihanna but my god Nicole "The Pole" Williams what demon did you sell your soul to in order to do the thing?