I've written and analyzed plenty of violent stuff in my time, but there comes a point where you do need to stop and wonder. Sometimes, people writing about school shootings is people writing about school shootings. Sometimes it's a fucking blueprint. This reads like the latter, if not an outright confessional. I see…

I agree with Mishapenguin - this doesn't read as "humor." This reads as a fantasy of this guy's or, worse, a confessional.

"Just a hoax" bullshit. This reads like exactly what I believe it is: a confessional, perhaps with a few details changed. At best, this is a fantasy this kid has - it's too detailed and strangely toned for it to be anything else. At worst, there are three or more women who are just now realizing that they were raped…

I thought I wouldn't care at all about this and yet I am now praying it will somehow find its way online

How trying it must be to exist in a world where the opposite gender constantly makes itself the center of attention and power. I can't imagine.

Meanwhile Tyrion's kind of a bitch to everyone and continues to be an absolute dick throughout most of the series but that's okay because when a man does it it's funny.

Meanwhile Tyrion's kind of a bitch to everyone and continues to be an absolute dick throughout most of the series but that's okay because when a man does it it's funny.

Yep. I might like various sorts ofkinky sex but I certainly don't rip my partners' clothes off nonconsensually and I damn well do not intimidate them into sex, and vice versa.

Eh, I had Halloweens where I could trick-or-treat without long sleeves and I had Halloweens where my mom was worried my hair would freeze. But you're right, it's usually on the colder-than-a-witch's-tits side of the spectrum. Maybe they were heating the house a lot? I dunno.

I have no doubt that, when I go home in a few weeks, there will be an equal fuss about this. Ah, well. I definitely think that this idea could have been more... planned out.

This. If I could star it a hundred times I would. I'm tired of people trying to hide borderline abuse or abuse under the guise of kinks.

READING AHAHAHA. Poor ol' PA is my home state and this would happen in Reading. There's gossip going around that officials were worried about haunted house hanky-panky, but I'm thinking health codes or some shit.

"Hood rat" is in fact considered a racial slur in many parts of the United States, including the area I was raised in, you ignorant swine. When not racist, it is still classist - and generally racism goes right along with classism, so there you go, a twofer.

Some of us even like spreading our legs to our girlfriends, but Tomley and his/her/their vagina (or whosever vagina it is that this person refers to in their burner name) probably have another issue entirely with that.

The "baby" is a fetus that hasn't been born yet and, until the third trimester, could not survive on its own among several other things, and therefore does not meet several qualifications for the designation of "alive" - the GRAPES of life is really simple, sixth-grade stuff. As, from your logic skills, it appears you…

Oh, I know what you mean. Ignorant people making pseudoscientific, Biblically-based claims about when life starts and managing to make comments that are misogynistic, slut-shaming, and racist and classist all in one go really grind my gears as well.

Eugh eugh euuuuuuuuugh, that's so sick and skeevy. These girls did nothing to you, they don't want to be involved in your bullshit voyeuristic games, leave them alone!

Because some of us literally cannot afford fancy probiotic shit and also cannot afford to get constipated because we have 6 papers to write and 250 pages to annotate by Monday morning?

Barilla's perpetually on sale; the generic's actually a bit more expensive right now. Sigh.

RIGHT THERE WITH YOU. The family grocery (read: the one with all the sales) on my campus has sales on Barilla allll the time. It's Easy-Mac, Ramen, and Barilla and yogurt. There goes a weekend meal option. Sonuvabitch.