I require this outfit immediately.

Erin, you could just go during a non-Second Screen showing. They have those built in.

Honey, girls have been left out of rush at my university for wearing their hair "weird" (as in in a sock bun.) It wouldn't surprise me if racism was also a factor.

If you disagree so badly with your sisters and alumnae, dears:

Ahhh yes, the ol' Wanderin' Womb! My catechism teacher taught us chicks alll about ye olde Wanderin' Womb in the day. It was what would make us automatically fall in love with any boy who stuck his you-know-what in our you-know-where and therefore we would need to be extra extra careful not to get our delicate…

YES.

What show IS this?

It still shouldn't focus on their daughter's "purity." Get a trusted female relative to go dress-shopping with her if you can't see a short hemline without screaming NOT DADDY APPROVED, you know?

"Vaguely" like a McDonald's? The one I worked at has that exact tile pattern.

I don't know if it's "being shy about sex" or her being "unintelligent" so much as her disliking bad, unrealistic writing. No twentysomething I know seriously uses the word "sperm" when discussing their sex life.

No, I knew about "purity balls" and assorted creeepy bullshit but... taking your daughter... out on like... a date... and asking her to sign a contract? Signing her purity... over to you? EW NO

Is it a NICE hairdo though? (See also: how did you land that dear god I would kill for that I don't even have an agent atm what is wrong with me oh yes college)

Ah, see, my father is not only colorblind but notorious for his ridiculous sense in fashion, and therefore he was rather shut out from the prom dress proceedings.

Er, actually, Lindy, I feel like the police are going to be hella suspicious if someone just magically falls off a cliff, but let me know how that one goes!

Both married and unmarried women are referred to as "Miss [first name]," if you are using the formula honorific + first name. That formula in particular signifies the woman knows you well and is likely a close friend to the family, if not to you (as a young person) personally. "Mr" + [first name] is something I've…

It terrifies my inner thirteen year old to type this, but mothers do sometimes know best.

My parents always had me take my dates to public places. No staying in a house if there aren't adults there!

Northeasterner and child of two northeasterners. Was taught to use "sir" and "ma'am." The only really super-Southern thing she did was refer to the designer as "Miss [first name, I can't remember what it was.]"

Yeaaah, I went with friends to my prom and by that point it was readily apparent that I would most likely not be taking part in the kind of sexual activity that gets you pregnant, so I feel like Old Father Fishnets was on Easy Street for the first kid.

....WHAT