That, and many - not all! but many - of the fans seem to think that Hannibal is simply "misunderstood."

This. This. This. This.

It does matter.

You can be homoromantic, sure - but "homosexual" implies sexual attraction. Homosexuals can be homoromantic as well - I'd wager to say most are - and, as a lesbian, I find that when I'm not being described as a predator hiding underneath the beds of innocent straight girls, I'm described as an asexual creature who…

Help people who are struggling or convert them? Fine line.

For me, undoubtedly. Who elected him the mouthpiece?

Inundated with well-wishes? No. Inundated with constant, unremitting urges to return to the church I left at age thirteen because "we aren't all like that" and "God can still love you even if you're gay."

My homeboy Lucifer's got a tight schedule, it was the only day that worked for most of us.

Wow, thanks, Savage. We totally needed yet another space for every Christian who has a gay best friend to tell us all about how Jesus loves us even though we fuck the same gender. Every GSA/Spectrum/Allies/gay nightclub/Pride parade/lesbian coven meeting in my amigo's fuckin dorm room wasn't enough. Perhaps at some…

Precisely.

Well, that and frankly were any of us good at sex the first time? Were any of our partners, if virgins, that good at sex the first time?

I will keep that in mind.

Oof. Pagan here, will take pig roast but wants no part of that nonsensical barely-even-kinky fanfiction.

I can't even enumerate the things that are wrong with this in one comment so just here.

Oh, that's false, and I know it because my guys and I would swap links all the time.

I wouldn't. So much of what's out there is just terrible, straight-male-oriented bad smut. Huge fake fingernails? Really? It put me off porn completely. Now I just stick to the literotica like every other dyke I know.

These asses you describe are not the asses of any woman in that age group that I have ever seen. I have seen tight asses. I have seen marvelously rounded asses. I have meticulously studied the asses of my college's rugby team (for science, you know) and I can tell you we're all dimpled to one extent or the other.

That's what we aim for.

I appreciate this.

Frankly, I was never an enormous fan of Snape. I also felt that James was for all intents and purposes an asshole. However, I do love that scene and I do love that quote.