Why is she so beautiful ughhhhhh.

Ooooof. I'm so sorry he did that to you and the douchebags were there to make it worse.

Ehhhhhhhhhh.

A friend unraveled her foot-and-a-half long locks and said it felt like her head could take off and fly. I can't imagine the weight this woman's dealing with - that's major commitment... and apparently a recipe for major health problems...

You are a brave, brave man.

Perhaps they do know a thing or two re: jokes.

Is it? I don't know. My legs kinda look like hot dogs at the right angle and I can see how some hot dogs would look like legs... is the blog submission-driven?

....legs? Both? I... think?

see also: "Irish Reconstructionist Pagan" refers to the paganism you are reconstructing and not your ethnicity, you have no idea what my cultural background is, etc etc etc

Wow, someone's majorly butthurt/stalkingish today.

It's Poland, not Mars.

Non-Wiccan neopagan here. I want to see how she reacts to a school-sponsored ceremonial offering of spiced cider to the gods for Samhain. #slainte, bitch.

If I lived in Louisiana I would be ALL OVER starting an Irish Reconstructionist Neopagan school. Because why the hell not.

I've never been called pet names by a woman at work save for one manager (who refers to everyone as such.) I'm referring to customers. Male customers. Ones that are younger than me to eighty year olds.

This is only good for clubbing people. If you want some classy stabbing action, switch to something a little more spikelike.

Well, that's rather self-evident, isn't it? And somewhat irrelevant?

And fining the victim or perhaps enforcing jailtime on top of the beating, no doubt.

Not to play on stereotypes but HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA WIN THE FIGURE SKATING SHIT WITHOUT ANY GAYS?

This mystical creature known as "the French woman" is rarely spotted even in France because it's a fucking marketing archetype like Jesus Christ what is wrong with people.

At work I get "darling," "sweetheart," "little missy," and "honey" on the regular. I don't care how old anyone is; it's rude to refer to any human being over the age of 12 that you're not related to as "little missy." Especially one you've never met before and will never meet again.