Probably not publicly, though she may well have seen man-you as an asshat or whatever in private (not saying you ARE one, saying that she may have privately held whatever misgivings she now holds openly). She may have seen/may now see you as a threat. It seems that only so many women can be promoted to higher places…

Granted, I am working at a lowly fast-food job and (starting soon!) an art gallery, so my experiences may be kind of different... but I somewhatprefer working for women. I have several managers and the ladies seem to have a better grip on things/what must be done/how to delegate and genuinely seem to have their shit…

I'm with you - coordinating two schedules is hard enough.

I know it's just their routine, but the first verse is almost perfectly synched with their moves. The little butt-shake and arms-up on "lascivious?" Perf. And the fist-pump on "Team Ho" or whatever it is they're saying - ugh this is delightfully charming in a weird way.

I forced myself past it hoping there'd be a point. But there wasn't. It was basically just thrown in there to make you go GASSSSP INCEST?!!

Jezzies.

Peroxide or apple cider vinegar will help dry it up - works like a charm for me, at least for the pain (infections will require medication, but if it is just fluid buildup, you'll e golden!)

Er, the book was horrid, so I don't really have high hopes for the movie.

What? You're crazy. After all, if there's not a man involved SOMEHOW, how can those crazy lesbians even be having sex?

I hate my periods because they are irregular, extremely heavy, come with the full power of a force five gail, hurt like a bitch, keep me from enjoying sex as much (sorry, it just doesn't feel the same for me on my period), and ruin my underwear no matter what method I use to catch the fucking blood.

Or they're college kids who can't get any other job because of class schedules, or they're desperate, or they're just really good waiters/waitresses. Don't get me wrong, with the right tricks and the right restaurant, you can pull through nicely.

Whereas I think feet are disgusting and spend much of my time with ladies who do not, eever, paint their nails - and keep them close-cropped, to boot.

I think you'll find if you reread that I said in the first sentence of the second paragraph that I always tip at least 15%. This would imply that the better the service is, the more I tip, which is the case.

Most East Coast states: no. But unless your service was astronomically shitty, don't go back to that restaurant because they'll refuse you service (they have that right as well.) IF your service was astronomically shitty, don't go back because they have shitty service.

Or you know you could have been raised by people who worked in bartending and serving for years.

They have a reform school for douchebaggery?

I am now eyeing my brand-new-for-school laptop with the suspicion that it is watching me lounge around in a bra and pajama pants.

Disgust at objectification of either gender is not mutually exclusive.

This quiz is accurate.

You did call me racist (see: BROWN PEOPLE). You're determined to make a point that you're not by saying "omgz USA and Iran totes same thing." No. Not exactly.