Guilty.

Get that slut of yours some rubber.

Weird. I've only gotten the rash around the mouth (which a friend charmingly referred to as carpetmuncheritis) with full bush. Stubble's never been an issue.

+10. I trim/shave/wax because going down on someone with wild Amazonian jungle bush is not as fun as it sounds, so why subject your partner to that.

Gaaaaah who gives a damn at this point? It's hair. Shave it. Don't shave it. Wax it. Don't wax it. Trim it. Don't trim it. Shave funky designs into it, dye it, fucking Bedazzle it, who cares? (Although on second thought, you may not want to dye it, depending on the area, because that could be cause for some...…

Didn't someone order one olive with the pit still in or something?

Her lipstick is gorgeous.

Er, this study seems to ignore one vital thing: the security settings on many of these social media sites.

Uh, guess what, David? A high school student doesn't want to persist in fields of study that she'll be ostracized and weirdly treated in but some of us do anyway. Women have been dealing with this bullshit for years. Either passively accept the system or join forces to help change it, but for Christ's sake, you don't…

No, yes, I understood that part, I meant that I don't understand what that Pythonesque commenter meant. Because, I just - eh? Eh?

You're kidding me.

Exactly. Exaaaaactly.

I'm a college student, I don't have that kind of money rolling around. (... I don't even smoke weed, I don't even know what it costs per ounce, I just know I can't afford it.)

Not sure how the icing would hold up...

Do what I'm doing. If you have orientation, bring food to orientation. Good way to ensure that at least a few people talk to you before classes actually start-start.

Basically Jesus watches you bang and determines your marital status. If you are married to the person you're banging, you get benefits. If you are not, then you get the penalties.

Satan actually just wants everything to be a big fucking party, like that one friend you had in high school or college that turns everything into a party. That's why at least five of the Seven Deadly Sins are fun to commit. God's that one RA who's a pain in the ass and keeps whining this is a study weekend you guys…

They're taking this whole "men and women are equal - in their separate spheres, as God prescribed them" approach.

Not only that, but I'm reasonably certain you can summon as well. Not sure. I'll ask the next time there's a meeting of the Lust Drunk Witch Party.

...eeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh?