It's 'cause they won't know what gender she is and then they won't know what gender THEY are.

Not at all! Consider yourself lucky to not know this twisted rationale!

Ah, don't worry about it! Boo, Kinja.

Oh lordy. That's precious. I love that being a feminist is something you get cured of. Like sin, or chlamydia.

Ahhh, yes, the "Why I wear skirts all the time" writer! Number one reason: "Because they are feminine and easily portray the fact that I am a woman." And she goes on to explain that in modern times sexual perversions and homosexuality and "gender confusion" are rampant, so it's good that she wears these skirts to make…

I've seen that book! In my grandmother's pastor's house, no less! (They've got a daughter about 20, hedging on engagement but still in the house... I suppose that's hers? Didn't ask...)

Jesus Christ, I can't imagine. If my father tried to tell my sisters, my mother, and I what to wear - well, that'd be the day he'd leave the house, I suppose. And this man has a skirt length? What part of the bible is that in? Mark? Leviticus? Oh, and is there an arbitrary cup size before you just have to start…

Yeah, that's pretty much the rule I follow, as delineated above - just phrased differently, I guess.

Nope. They don't. We even have to pay fifty cents for the stupid drink cups. Unless, of course, we get those bitty water cups... Ah well. It's a job and I'm glad to have it, but you'd think it'd be reasonable to comp the meal for break.

You forgot the whipped cream! Don't forget that part! It's important!

It gets kinda confusing, I don't blame you for asking.

Jeeeeeeeeesus Christ! Mary and Joseph! Je-sus! Peter, Paul, and all the saints!

That's how my fundamentalist grandmother spells it, so I use it when I'm being facetious. (:

Nope, $8.25 is the average minimum wage all 'round. McD's is my summer job/weekends during the semester. You make more than me and I'm on minimum. Keep with Nameless Coffee Chain if you like working there - you make more, and you probably won't come home smelling like fry grease (:

Nope, not even. I'm working at McDs right now (well, not this second, but they're the employer for this summer, at least till the semester starts) and we definitely don't get a free meal. We get a 50% discount while on break or after finishing shift and clocking out, which is nice, but the shit will kill you if you…

I think that men and women sometimes do sleep around because there is a societal pressure to do so. I have a very, very close male friend whose sex drive is much lower than mine, and when I asked him after one particularly hook-up filled weekend "Why did you sleep with her? You told me yourself you weren't looking…

Ah yes! Menstruation! Not because of the awful cramps many of us get, I'm sure, but likely because vaginas performing a regular function are dirty and nobody wants the Holy Phallus to get that dirty. And post-partum recovery - don't want you damagin' that baby-makin' organ! That's why you're even having sex, after…

"Society as a whole has gone downhill since the 1960′s"

Ahahaha! As if that'd ever happen! I was once listening rather loudly (on a nearly-empty bus, in my defense) to a track that had the line "place your face between my thighs and talk to God" in it. The only other passenger turned out to be a fundamentalist Christian, and let me tell you, from the discussion that…

1.) Can we please talk about how her last name is Flanders? Tell me her husband's name is Ned. Please. Or one of her 12 kids. I don't care.