I think that Daeny's storyline is purposely incredibly racist, moreso apparent in the TV show than the books. I think that she's going to go all GodQueen and then everyone's going to revolt and kill her, and GRRM is going to use this to make another of his Points About Ruling Peoples.

Good! Feel better!

Okay, what you're gonna have to do is either a.) get pregnant and then abort at least six times (no big stretch for the REAL feminazis, I'm sure) or b.) convince six Good Christian Women to get pregnant and then abort (I chose option b because I'm a lazy bitch). On the night of the sixth abortion, write 666 on your…

I used the dark powers gifted me by the Dark Lord Satan immediately after aborting exactly six fetuses and partaking in wanton premarital sexual congress with hir. I also got a pretty cool talking cat out of the deal. Best blood pact I ever made.

+100

Pump your breaks, assholes, I'm not a "vulnerable woman" because I don't have a gun. I'm seen as vulnerable because I'm a woman.

How 'bout we label every bottle of booze with "Warning: May cause incipient rapist tendencies to rise to surface," if you're REALLY not about blaming the victim? Don't think that'll help any more than the other label, but at least you won't look like an asshole.

There are about nine million reasons that you should be telling relatives, male and female, not to get totally trashed. These reasons have nothing whatever to do with rape. "Because you might do something you regret, as in drive drunk." "Because you might say something to someone you can't take back." "Because you…

The thing is I'm pretty sure even a thirteen-year-old has been SATURATED in the Constant Vigilance (Or You Will Be Raped) dogma, and I'm pretty sure she knows that booze cuts the self-defense legs out from under you because everyone knows alcohol impairs certain functions.

No no no no no.

STOP SLUTSHAMING YOUR MICROWAVE BRO

That's actually fantastic. I never knew my hatred for stairs/escalators/anything step-like had a name.

A in a male-majority gay club, B in a female-majority gay club.

Clearly all of the women (or most) interviewed were straight. Just saying. Because from my experience if you're not superpromiscuous in the queer community it's like "What the fuck do you do with your free time? Sit there?"

No. Stop. Your blue hair does not make you cool, dude.

One would think that if your boyfriend contracts even peripherally for the NSA or any of the alphabet agencies, this or some other scenario involving sudden disappearance would be part of her nightly "what if" roll. I also sincerely doubt that she wasn't aware of his deepseated pro-privacy convictions... though she…

Yay! Someone who understands! I'm sorry, I don't make love. I have sex or I fuck.

I completely agree with you. Accessories are the best. So are things like blazers that you can rotate in and out. Makes a whole new outfit.

Standard response is "I'm not a fucking ornament for you to enjoy, dude."

And I missed everything! Next you'll be telling me the midwives rolled around to whack the doulas over the head with their midwivery degrees and the Mother Earth people showed up to advocate trench-birth. Again.