I wasn't! Ah, damn, what a shame, that sounds delightful. Were the anti-epidural people there? They're some of my favorites and this sounds like it's right up their pain-med-free alley.

This made my life, thank you.

It's all good! Just thought I'd pipe up there.

1.) I defy you to find anything that is one-hundred-per-cent truly "Made in America" that is sold on a mass scale. Were the materials grown and synthesized in America? Were all the parts manufactured in America? Was it totally assembled in America?

Is this a very American problem? I know an Italian student currently studying in the USA and she was balls-to-the-wall (...ovaries-to-the-wall?) STUNNED at how much clothing her host family's kids had. She just rotates everything/mix-and-matches with accessories from week to week.

I tried and tried to find a reaction gif that is appropriate for this, but I could not. Therefore I will have to settle with this:

Have to finish this chapter.

But a lot of people with high sex drives hate hook-up culture. Take me, for example. I am literally wishing I could be fucking as I type this, but I just don't like hooking up with random people, I need an emotional bond of some kind most of the time or I'm just not into it.

Always make the moves exactly 15 minutes before show starts. It's long enough to NOT be (totally) engrossed in "Welp, who's getting dead today?" and yet close enough to the time where if something actually gets going you won't be in danger of "no wait we have to watch GoT" because oh, well, the show's already started,…

A friend of a friend had an AIDS scare last year, so believe me, I wasn't always this paranoid. I have a feeling I might get lax in the coming months because summer, but... See, I don't use gloves & never have, nor do I know a great deal of ladies who use them unless they're part of a fetish. Supposedly as long as you…

Ugh, I totally sympathize. I've never done gloves ever and won't, for the same reason: I think "proctology exam" and that ain't my thing. Dental dams not only inhibit everything but are incredibly disgusting-tasting. So I basically try fucking outside of monogamous relationships as little as possible, which I do…

They're a pain in the ass to get and even worse to use, which - I think - is a MAJOR reason why so many people don't use them. They can also be expensive. I pretty much loathe them, but oh well.

Jezzies who like ladies - group poll here. I was discussing things with some friends today and discovered literally every single one of us does different things/has different policies in regards to barrier use during sex. (E.g., One's been in a monogamous relationship for ~3 years and still uses dental…

Being lied to IS an act of sexual violation when it concerns sex, sex partners, and your sexual behavior outside the relationship, actually. I'd not compare it to rape because ANYTHING compared to rape is pretty inaccurate - but it is indeed a violation.

Indeed, such arrangements between two women were often called "Boston marriages" and tacitly accepted - even, occasionally, celebrated - as alternatives to "real marriage" in quite a few areas. This was all possible due to how downplayed the sexual aspect was... though some Victorians did indeed know and sometimes…

That is absolutely fucking awesome.

I was "Daenerys blonde" (my hairdresser called it yellow-platinum but I like mine better) for a month in between red and going back to natural (stripped the red, had to wait for hair to recover before dyeing again). Never did I think that something could rival my love for red but that shade did. I support you!

... so what you're saying is you don't want any woman forced into birth unless the dude's nice? I'm a little confused here.

Damn. Throw some balsamic on top of that and I think you just transported yourself to the highest plane of heaven. (The one Dante forgot about.)