UGH. Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh! This is disgusting. It's abundantly clear what time Dr. William A Douchele (best pronounced as "Will I Am" with apologies to the performer) came of age. Bet he doesn't like the durn minorities with their not-white skin an' Mexican-talk comin' an' their gay Jewish liberal media into his…

Jesus Christ, this lady is awesome, why have I never heard of her?! Thank you so much for the link!

And now the goddamned gays and Mexicans. Don't forget the goddamned gays and Mexicans.

And Womanity was so lovely.

Madame! May I introduce you to my new best friend the Totally Bombshell Materieal Red Swimsuit from Target? I know it's a halter, and I know Target is one of Those Stores that aren't usually good for us busty ladies looking for swimwear but I'm 30G and this went pretty damn good with me. I've got similar proportions…

JOLIE. So I'm FishnetsLostHerBurnerCode and we had a two-second exchange on the bra-cleaning post a few weeks back and basically the gist of it was "how do I clean bras that are basically lace and underwire?" I know you shot me your email and I can't find it (probs 'cause I'm too lazy to look...), but this is one of…

The thing is, two people in a relationship ain't always in the mood at the same time, and over time, people do experience dips in attraction to long-term partners.

Yet somehow I doubt non-Haredi moms pushing strollers all look infinitely happier.

Ugh. You're right. I just wanted to make sure my conception of the law was correct (that conception being that even if someone TRIED this, there's no way in hell it would hold up... though it might be too late for the lady by that point.)

No, the hamburger/human being analogy is a gross oversimplification. As well as remarkably telling.

Thank you for saying this.

Ditto. Best friends (my siblings aren't my size), consignment stores, Goodwill.

I read "festering vulva" at first and did not know what to think.

How the FUCK does one get a "restraining order against an abortion"? Is that even legal?

So basically what you're telling us is use the darkweb for not only all our porn/erotica/fanfiction/fanfiction porn erotica needs from now on, but for basically everything else? Hell no, I don't have time.

.... but why? And humans are animals - how can human breast milk be vegan?

+9000, SeaAnemone wins the Internet again.

Oh, that's bullshit. I see short skirts every damn day and it doesn't set me off like a raging orgasmbomb. You learn to control "innate biological drives" when you're in a society. You don't shit wherever you feel nature calling, do you? I hope to hell you take your ass to a toilet.

Right - that's all well and good for your AA-C cups, but once you get into the D and DDs, I really am having a difficult time believing that research.

If you are such a goddamned nerd, why in the hell are you forgetting your apostrophes and using the wrong "YOU'RE," then? At least in my day we could spell AND get our asses beat...