That was absolutely flawless. That cape from the back was so beautiful. I'm speechless.

We really do live in a world where a subset of people firmly believe that access to guns and information about guns is not responsible for gun related crimes because the onus is on the individuals who act on access to guns and information about guns.... but at the same time, that even the mere mention of, let alone…

Scott is still my favorite, though.

this is an extremely good argument are you a lawyer

...your sister. (Oh dear God what is wrong with me?)

Agree. Some shames should rightly be buried deep, DEEP inside.

True. But if I did date any secret sisterfuckers, at least they had the decency to keep that shit to themselves WHERE IT BELONGS.

Oh my God your life was Cruel Intentions for a minute.

This is the entire reason Facebook was created. Fortify yourself with alcohol, search stealthily, and report back.

My boyfriend in high school who I thought was the love of my life banged his sister. And she got pregnant.

Well, I'm off to write personalized thank you notes to every guy I've ever dated, because, sure, some of them were selfish or stupid or controlling or still in love with their exes, but at least not a single one of them was a sisterfucker. And, for that, I am grateful.

Sorry Mark, this does not compare to that one time in the comment section you mentioned in passing the Reddit thread of the man who had regular sex with his mother. I read that entire thread, the whole damn thing, and my faith in humanity dropped 50 points.

Gurl. Do we have to tell you to dump a sister fucker?

THATS SO UNCOMFORTABLE

"When it's dark, all you see is corn." ::CALLS 911 IMMEDIATELY AFTER JUST READING THIS STATEMENT::

Putins gonna Put Put Put.

way worse. way way worse....

You can't tell me our love is wrong!

"Whose last name you're honestly a little fuzzy on." It's okay if I'm fuzzy on the first name, too, right?

I wish I had a boyfriend and 19 cabbage patch dolls to hold in my arms as I kissed him.