I need Bea to be my bff.

hello would anyone like to buy my old things for even just 1 million dollars

This is like the Star Wars Christmas CD, whose price has gone up to $140 because people are (1) stupid and (2) richer than me.

this is jumping over my 'write for preserve' goal right into full on life dream

I LOVE Moriarty! Crazy sexy killers is kind of my thing.

it would just be a link to an actual article about something she did/ a video/her IG and then a picture of a piece of paper covered in my tears.

I'm guessing the goal of these mass sterilizations of women is ethics in Indian journalism.

Yes, one thing I've learned from my years of observation at Jezebel is that so many of the writers have a puckish sense of humor and whimsy when it comes to the things they write.

All you need to remember is that whatever happened in human history before Blake was born is but a canvas for her use in any way she sees fit in order to curate things and stuff. Drop that at the interview and boom!

Whenever there's a TS article, my first response is to scroll down and find out what Adultosaur has to say.

These are the exact thoughts that went through my head when I saw her. Praise be.

SORRY ISN'T ENOUGH. YOU TAKE HIM BACK RIGHT THIS MINUTE.

OMG this was my first thought too. Like did he SERIOUSLY just make that comparison?!

I yelled "You've got to be kidding me" out loud when I read that line.

Yeast infections go away.

You're telling me these two awful people couldn't make it in this world together? There's no hope for the rest of us!

I...I think I love you for this.

On behalf of England.

omg. A+